Spot the pattern!

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My dad's engaged
She's from the States
She workes for the embassy in Columbia
As far as I know, not a coke addict

My mom's engaged
He's from Finland
Who works in her office
As far as I know, not a serial killer

Joanna has a boyfriend
He's from Spain
They go to school together
As far as I know, not a pathological liar

Michelle has a boyfriend
He's from Holland
They go to school together
As far as I know, not a rapist

Lars has a girlfriend
She's from the States
They go to school together
As far as I know, not cheating on him

Lionel has a girlfriend
She's from Holland
They go to Spui
As far as I know, not a torture dungeon owner

Pierce has a girlfriend
She lives in Germany
They met on holiday
As far as I know, not cheating on him

I'm single
I live in Holland
Haven't met anyone
As far as I know, my crush is gay