Shore Leave, by Smilebackwards (G)
Rec Category: Humor
Categories: Jack, Sheppard, OCs, Landry
Warnings: slight crossover with SGA
Author on LJ: smilebackwards
Author's Website: smilebackwards at AO3
Link: Shore Leave
Why This Must Be Read: I adore competence by SGC personnel, and Jack's whimsical (read: utterly dismissive) perspective on propriety, and yes, I admit to not being particularly fond of Landry. :) And even for a non-SGA-watcher like me, the Sheppard references are easy to follow. Put this all together, and this quick read is guaranteed to make you smile!
“Sheppard,” Jack acknowledges. “What can I do you for?”
Sheppard blinks. “I’d like to request my Marines back. Sueños, Taylor, Richardson, Simmons, James and Caulder. We appreciate the SGC sending in more troops, we can always use the help, but it’s a little cruel to take away the good ones that we’ve already broken in.”
“Sheppard,” Jack drawls, “Landry will send them back to you with a song in his heart.”
“Yeah,” Sheppard says fondly, like he can imagine the disasters they’ve created and approves. He flashes a smirk and adds, “While you’re being so generous, can we borrow Dr. Jackson too? I’ve heard he--”
“No,” Jack says, cutting the feed.
Categories: Jack, Sheppard, OCs, Landry
Warnings: slight crossover with SGA
Author on LJ: smilebackwards
Author's Website: smilebackwards at AO3
Link: Shore Leave
Why This Must Be Read: I adore competence by SGC personnel, and Jack's whimsical (read: utterly dismissive) perspective on propriety, and yes, I admit to not being particularly fond of Landry. :) And even for a non-SGA-watcher like me, the Sheppard references are easy to follow. Put this all together, and this quick read is guaranteed to make you smile!
“Sheppard,” Jack acknowledges. “What can I do you for?”
Sheppard blinks. “I’d like to request my Marines back. Sueños, Taylor, Richardson, Simmons, James and Caulder. We appreciate the SGC sending in more troops, we can always use the help, but it’s a little cruel to take away the good ones that we’ve already broken in.”
“Sheppard,” Jack drawls, “Landry will send them back to you with a song in his heart.”
“Yeah,” Sheppard says fondly, like he can imagine the disasters they’ve created and approves. He flashes a smirk and adds, “While you’re being so generous, can we borrow Dr. Jackson too? I’ve heard he--”
“No,” Jack says, cutting the feed.