EMO"S
right i foudn thsi on the net- i havent actully read it all, but when i started it bagged emo's whihc reminded me of shackett (*waves to sarah*) so this is for her. and ummm...... if any of it is offensive let me no. i just cant be bothered readin it myslef. well all of it.
Okay, anyone who knows me knows how much I despise EMO and anything associated with EMO. What is EMO, you ask? Fucked if I knew. I do know, however, that it involves stupid looking black glasses, an equally retarded preppy hairstyle, dorky clothes, ugly belts, and serious bouts of depression. Take all of these and mix them up with the worst music EVER (yes, worse than country music), and you get EMO. Why do people like EMO, you ask? Beats the shit out of me, but I know it involves no one liking you.
EMO people like to be EMO because it's ORIGINAL. Yeah, it's real original to wear the same fucking clothes as all your other fellow EMOs. They go to rock shows (okay, EMO shows... EMO cannot be considered rock), and do some gay dances, all while maintaining the moping "i'm going to shoot myself in the dick" look on their face. I mean, how could you be EMO and smile? That's like me not making fun of people. It just won't happen. It's taboo. The worst part of all is, they travel in groups, so you can be, at any time, surrounded by shit. You can feel the negative ions all around you anytime an EMO is near. Throw away your Death Cab For Cutie CD, stop crying about stupid shit, and get a job, bitches.
This brings me to my last point - are EMOs as shitty as GOTHs? This one is gonna be tough. Goth is the definition of ugly shit. Guys wear mesh shirts, dye their mohawk black, wear gay boots with 800 buckles, and leather pants. Yeah, LEATHER PANTS. They are even more suicidal than EMOs. They even write poetry about how dark their existence is, while EMOs concentrate on Love and some other garbage I know nothing about. This one is close, but the World Champion of shit has to be Goths. This doesn't take any credit from EMOs, though. Matter of fact, I think all EMOs are just Goths who converted to EMO so people didn't make fun of them as much. Nice move, dicks.
I know some of you are reading this and cringing, because you are an EMO, too. I have the solution: go fuck yourself. No one likes you. Your family will NOT admit to knowing you, and if they do, they're as shitty as you. Poetry is for fruits; so is your music. Get some real clothes, and stop wearing glasses when you have 20/20 vision. You're a moron, a shitface, and everyone you know laughs at you. In case I forgot something, I'll end this article in a professional manner:
EMO SUCKS MY LEFT NUT.
Okay, anyone who knows me knows how much I despise EMO and anything associated with EMO. What is EMO, you ask? Fucked if I knew. I do know, however, that it involves stupid looking black glasses, an equally retarded preppy hairstyle, dorky clothes, ugly belts, and serious bouts of depression. Take all of these and mix them up with the worst music EVER (yes, worse than country music), and you get EMO. Why do people like EMO, you ask? Beats the shit out of me, but I know it involves no one liking you.
EMO people like to be EMO because it's ORIGINAL. Yeah, it's real original to wear the same fucking clothes as all your other fellow EMOs. They go to rock shows (okay, EMO shows... EMO cannot be considered rock), and do some gay dances, all while maintaining the moping "i'm going to shoot myself in the dick" look on their face. I mean, how could you be EMO and smile? That's like me not making fun of people. It just won't happen. It's taboo. The worst part of all is, they travel in groups, so you can be, at any time, surrounded by shit. You can feel the negative ions all around you anytime an EMO is near. Throw away your Death Cab For Cutie CD, stop crying about stupid shit, and get a job, bitches.
This brings me to my last point - are EMOs as shitty as GOTHs? This one is gonna be tough. Goth is the definition of ugly shit. Guys wear mesh shirts, dye their mohawk black, wear gay boots with 800 buckles, and leather pants. Yeah, LEATHER PANTS. They are even more suicidal than EMOs. They even write poetry about how dark their existence is, while EMOs concentrate on Love and some other garbage I know nothing about. This one is close, but the World Champion of shit has to be Goths. This doesn't take any credit from EMOs, though. Matter of fact, I think all EMOs are just Goths who converted to EMO so people didn't make fun of them as much. Nice move, dicks.
I know some of you are reading this and cringing, because you are an EMO, too. I have the solution: go fuck yourself. No one likes you. Your family will NOT admit to knowing you, and if they do, they're as shitty as you. Poetry is for fruits; so is your music. Get some real clothes, and stop wearing glasses when you have 20/20 vision. You're a moron, a shitface, and everyone you know laughs at you. In case I forgot something, I'll end this article in a professional manner:
EMO SUCKS MY LEFT NUT.