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[fightsforcash]

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What do you even *wear* to a costume party as an adult?

Ugh. Pop quizzes bite ass. At least I know I kicked it's ass.

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[singforponta]

It tried to bite your ass, so you kicked it?

[fightsforcash]

Makes sense, doesn't it?

[singforponta]

Unless you try to visualize it.

[fightsforcash]

...yeah. I guess it's a little hard to see.

[singforponta]

I don't mind. It's kind of entertaining to visualize you running around covering your ass from pervy questions with teeth then beating it with a ruler.

[fightsforcash]

Yeah. They're totally perverted questions too.

Blood sucking worms and all.

[singforponta]

Think they'd let you keep one? A blood sucking worm would be a cool pet.

[fightsforcash]

It's a parasite, needs a host.

[singforponta]

Lame, that's not nearly as cool as what I was visualizing.

[fightsforcash]

Eh, if I wanted a pet worm, I'd want one like in Dune.

[singforponta]

Then you could ride it through the city. Parking would suck though.

[fightsforcash]

Parking garage, maybe?

[singforponta]

Don't those have a clearance height?

[fightsforcash]

Eh, I won't know until I try if the worm'll fit. Maybe it's a small sandworm.

[singforponta]

Hopefully they don't put up a sign the day after your experiment: Sorry, no giant, toothy sand steeds allowed.

[fightsforcash]

That would bomb.