Pigsy's Journey to Beauty: Episode Four
CAUTION: 46 shots (kinda short I know) for a 2.2MB download. Uncensored nudity, urine, violent themes, language - you know, the deadly sins light ;)
Pigsy's Journey To The West Beauty: De-Uglification/ISBI/Matchmaker for One Challenge: Episode Four
We're back in the Bajie house and confronted with THIS!! A quiet scene of a Bajie autonomously skilling up all on her lonesome. HUZZAH! :D :D I enjoy it. Especially after all the stress of the past sim week or so having only a small child run the household.
BUT THE STRESS IS OVER!! HELL YES ITS MORGAN'S BIRTHDAY!
See the gesticulations and hollerin' and yappin' Whitney and Gandalf are doing? I so did that, completely. UTTERLY. I am not even kidding.
PS: Y HALO THERE HAUNTED PHOENIX'S URN!
YES!! PIGSY'S LEGACY LIVES ON!! We're on our way to FaceTemplate-ia! :D
Now, I just have to somehow manage to not let Morgan Kristina die... ^_^;;;
Oh, some stats for your viewing pleasure. Of COURSE she's a family sim after that childhood. Could she possibly be anything else?!
Phoenix! Not quite arisen from his own ashes, but he's up and he's at em and HE CAN SEE FOREVER. And that's the main thing. ^_^
Morgan: SO BACK TO ME! This whole challenge assured success? I'll keep everyone stuffed and with my turn ons? Pretty babies are in the bag! *finger guns*
Me: Okay so one: you realise often some of the most charismatic people are not actually physically attractive, right? And we're kinda relying on the beauty that's skin deep for this. I know, how shallow, but them's the breaks so get paddling, bb! And two, and perhaps most importantly: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT AFFECTATION?! GAH!
Though she's right on one score. She CERTAINLY keeps everyone superbly satisfied, stomach-ally speaking.
And she's definitely 100% a family sim. MEIN GOTT can you get more picture of happy family than this?! Never mind that she's a triplet and thusly is supposed to be the same age as her two 'younger' brothers. GIRLS MATURE FASTER, OKAY?!
WOOO! My 'new' (at the time xD) default replacement paintings. :D :D I made a mixed tape of four or so sets - this one is from Katu's painting set. NOM NOM!
You like Iced Papaya?? :D :D Apparently its an aromatic indulgence unparalleled by almost OCD self love... Whitney? Wont you try some? And perhaps, EAT? *stress*
*wiggles at silly Seasons XPAC managing somehow to put snow on EVERYTHNG*
So I thought I'd send Morgan out on the town and look about for a teenage boyfriend - and buy her some new threads while she was at it. Currently she looks like she's wearing her mum's old castoffs, belted to try and keep them to fit, and a kids tee that's way too small and faded for her. URK!
And she spotted this delicious hunk of Spookymuffin template. Well, I guess hunk is a little incorrect for a face template based off a sim of a porcelain doll, but I digress (lol when don't I?). WHO WOULDN'T AGREE WITH THIS SENTIMENT?!
No one. That's who. OM NOM NOM! :D
None too shabby, Y/Y? I still think the glasses were a masterstroke xD
The hair on your own head. The newest culinary delicacy to hit the shelves. EVERYONE MUST TRY! Carginogens and other associated toxins be damned. Random Pooklet-Faced townie does it. WHY DON'T YOU?!
YES! Get out your legacy bingo cards kids, its a Toilet Transition! Extra points for utterly unplanned double the sparkly Beauty & The Beast transition by TWIN 'beasts' ?
I THINK SO!
Are Teen!Pigs JUST as cute as Toddler!Pigs and Child!Pigs??
YOU DECIDE:
~*BEAUTIFULLY*~ haired Gandalf Rosendo Bajie.
Something aout this shot, you can almost hear the choirs of urinary angels, no?
And Xenocrates Antono Bajie, the Jowlie.
For comparison: Asleep, and from this angle, Morgan looks actually gorgeous, don't think?? :D :D
24 hours ago you were clamouring for her attention and jumping for joy that she'd dance with you. Now suddenly you're too cool for hugs? TEENAGERS! *rolls around*
Back out on the town, I give you Townies: Failing.
GuyWhoCutsHisOwnHair: WAITER TABLE FOR ONE, STAT! *impatient*
SuperCuteDressingTownie: ARMAGAD WTH THIS GUY IS TOTALLY LINE JUMPING AND IT OUTRAGES ME SO MUCH THAT I HAVE TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO HIS OUTSTRETCHED BUTT!
Matre D + Zombie Customer: *can't even believe this shit*
Morgan Kristina: *has no idea what's going on cause she's listening to Xanadu in her head*
Later on, Morgan, when you're detained for questioning due to being witness of a freak woman's-head-in-man's-spincter accident, you're going to regret that choice of stuck-in-head music.
Just sayin.
YEAH AWESOME VAMPIRE, PLEASE TO BE GETTING IN MY CHALLENGE?!?! :D
Note to self, get the matchmaker over and request her services indoors/at night.
Well, we managed 20 pics without a food pass out. That's pretty good for these guys, right? And even though its a silky haired redhead, its NOT the usual suspect. I guess all the rampant Xanadu internal recreation really takes it out of you. That or the Count decided to go in for some jailbait flavoured snacks.
Morgan: Oh hey, bus driver, don't worry about her, she's completely fine. Where she's from, looking into a mirror means I love you.
If you ignore the off-food, this looks almost civilised, no? Morgan, she's Suzy Saladmaker, all nourishingly providing for her family. :D
But not so great at caring for herself, even though that's kind of MY job... ^_^;;; Hey, at least someone decided to help her sleep quality and turned the light off..? And her brothers decided to go out of earshot to have their roudy game of rock, paper scissors. That's good right? Right?
SinisterKawaiiBanditPainting: Yeah, sure, if you're into that whole microsleep awake for seven hours, sleep for one scheme. Or, equally, BATSHIT.
Wylma: Looks fun! *attempts face plant*
Oh man, who ever said animals don't learn from their owners?
IDK WHO DID THIS! PHANTOM PEE!
I call conspiracy, I swear someone must've snuck onto the lot, peed, and ran off. YEAH GREAT PRANK, RANDOM >_> *begrudgingly scrawls down on ISBI tally*
Um, Morgan? I don't think you should put that in there and leave it unattended. My brother's a chef, he'd go OFF at your face if you saw you doing this. COME BACK ALREADY BEFORE YOU GET DISTRACTED AND IT BURNS..!
*sighs* Don't look at me, Whitney. I DID say she shouldn't leave it unattended. *sigh*
Wylma! *gasps* BAD KITTEN! What did the soft toys ever do to you? They're there for your company when no one else is home. THEY DO NOT DESERVE TECHNICOLOUR DUST DEATH.
Uh, this doesn't count as a self-wetting, does it? I mean that's blue spray out of the Skunk's butt so its not pee and it IS skunk pheremone... But its not like she didn't provoke it. *mulls*
Oh, yeah, Thanks for that Wylma. You couldn't decide to clean your privates somewhere, oh I dunno, more private?
My cat totally does this all the time. He'll go somewhere where its impossible for him to be NOT the main event, YELL A LOT to draw attention, then stick one leg 'artfully' into the air and starts furiously licking his genitals.
Which I guess is better than him getting up in the middle of the night, climbing onto my face and then attempting to do it >_>;;
FAR OUT JAVA, I don't recall ever doing that to YOU? *sighs*
THAR SHE BLOWS!! FIRST SHRINK VISIT OF THE CHALLENGE(S)
Poor Whitney, as a Romance Sim without Zhu around to take her on a date every day, her stats MUST be bottoming out on a constant basis. I'm sorry honey, there's nothing I can do about it! Your man is dead and I'm powerless to get you a new one.
At least she looks adorable while it happens? YEAH KNEE SOCKS!
Planet of the Apes II casting finally gets underway 7 years or however long after the original remake came out. LAWLS original remake. Whitney, practices her auditioning technique to take over from Helena Bonham Carter. (Well, you know, budgetry constraints and all).
Whitney: Ook ook? Did I get the part?
Whitney: Course I did, I'd be the hottest ape ever. I could play a love interest for the Librarian in a Discworld adaptation even.
Me: The Librarian's a wizard. They're Celibate.
Whitney: Doesn't mean he couldn't experience a crisis of faith when he saw my hot ass oooking on by and opening Bananas from the correct end like a primate pro. He'd be completely impressed with ma sexeh banana peeling stylins'.
WHOA THARRRR... HELLO O_O;; And here is where Morgan made me very VERY glad that this is a Matchmaker for One. This little rebel without any cause at all has... An interesting facial make-up to say the least.. BUT I AM HAPPPYS SHE HAS FOUND TEENLOVE!! Or at least teen butt-gropee. :D
Meanwhile, Gandalf enjoys beauteous teen dance party with the cutie-pie shopkeep that I THOUGHT Morgan was gonna hook up with. CLEARLY I WAS MISDIRECTED IN TERMS OF HIS AFFECTION ORIENTATION! Its okay, this is adorable toooooo ♥
And now a word on safe sex: WIth the absence of any other kind of contraception; pets may also be used as a convenient method.
Morgan, naked on the bed, waiting for her T-Birds reject to come give her some multiplying chills.... BUT HE CANNOT JOIN HER CAUSE THERE'S A CAT IN THE WAY! Oh, Sims... *shakes head*
...Or its not the cat and he's busy MAN-Dancing...
I think your white man hula isn't really wanted here, Studs. Ever heard the old proverb? Three's a crowd, T-Bird, three's a crowd...
UH OH!!!! THE CONTRACEPTION HAS LEFT THE BEDROOM!! And is being serenaded by Xenocrates and an unknown teenager her brought from from school... WHO WILL SAVE US FROM TEEN SEX NOW!?!?
*whistles* Nothing at all untoward about this at all.
Girls always DO say that bigger is better..?
♫I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... Fiddledee dee...♫
YES!! Wylma came straight back to save me from teen T-Bird taking his flesh boat to tuna town.*
AND DAMMIT! Wylma you're letting the team down. Morgan bribed her with kitten lovings and Wylma took it hook line and sinker. *sighs* Do you have ANY idea how hard it'll be to get that hook out of your jaw, Wylma?
It's not nice for angels, its not nice for dolls...**
OH GOD YOU GUYS, BE PREPARED FOR POTENTIAL TEEN VIRGINITY LOSS. In her parent's bed, as is (apparently) tradition...
Goddamn, pets are so not reliable. *sighs*
Tune in next time -- Tune? Click maybe? -- to find out if THEY ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH THIS! Or if I X it out of Morgan's cue cause I can't handle T-Bird's nose... xD xD
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Current Challenge Stats:
Torch-Holders: 2
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 23
Self-Wetting: 3 (6)
Repo-Man Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Fights: 0
Deaths: 2
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0
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*LMAO! I was lamenting in chat that there were no phrases/euphamisms for sex that started with a T. jtph_jo looked up Richard & Kitty's World of Sex Euphemisms and found a mess, Tuna Town being her personal favourite. HOW FREAKEN AWESOME! xD
**I FEEL COMPELLED TO EXPLAIN THAT! xD
Okay so friends of mine were holidaying in Asia, and there was a 'resort' cat that wandered between everyone's bungalows. On one of the days they discovered that she had a hook trapped in her jaw. It didn't seem to be bothering her but there's no way that it could possibly stay there. They tried to get it out with the assistance of a lot of locals and some other tourists. And FINALLY a tourist who was a vet showed up and they managed to cut the hook with one of my friends' universal knife set ups.
One of the ladies that was tehre helping? I think she was related to the Vet surgery? She kept petting the Cat to soothe her and constantly repeated "Oh, dear, its not nice for angels, no no, its not nice for dolls..."
Ever since then we've said it in so many situations when any one is hard done by. xD