it's the bakers! [ 1.0 ]
Iiiit's the bakers! Alright, this is my first legacy ever and so bear with me if things don't flow or my commentary isn't lulztastic. Big ups to legacy challenge and to katu for the founding sim. This is a regular legacy, no fancy ISBI, UTI, FBI here. With that, ONWARD~
THIIIIS is our lovely founder, Tiramisu Baker. From the Bakers of Bakersville, everyone knows them :O She moved to ~lovely~ JivilleTown to make her own name in the baking business while carrying on her own legacy. That's /AMBITION/ y'all.
Not the most buttery bun in the oven, this one
Tiramisu: JUMP JUMP JUMP, KRISS KROSS WILL MAKE YA JUMP JUMP!!
Tiramisu: iiiiiit's crouching tiger, hidden tiramisu~
BUT ENOUGH SLACKING OFF! To become an even more famous baker than her mother Betty "Butter" Baker of Butter Baker's Ever Buttery Biscuits™ fame, Tiramisu must buckle down and study!
Tiramisu: 1 cup of flour...
Tiramisu: SO THAT'S HOW YEAST WORKS?
The more you know bb~ *cue: shooting star*
MEANWHILE back at the ranch OUTSIDE, A WELCOME WAGON APPEARS!
Eaugh, it's not looking so promising. We have Floral Fanny™, Blue Polo™ and Hawk Nose™ all descending upon the legacy lot. Maybe they'll leave Tiramisu with some new and profound knowledge that she can use in her future endeavors!
(or not)
But being a good kid who will need customers friends in the future, Tiramisu strikes up conversation.
It is here we first witness Tiramisu's /thang/ for the *~*~*~ ladies ~*~*~~
But Hawk Nose™ won't give up so easily and seeks to woo Tiramisu with his sexual innuendos!
Hawk Nose™: Do you wanna see my "briefcase" while you discover my "high rise"?
Tiramisu: lolsure, I love cases that carry your meeting briefs.
Tiramisu: And I enjoy being on top of large "buildings".
Tiramisu: But only the /LARGE/ buildings. Not the average ones.
Tiramisu: With me, it's always business time 8D
Hawk Nose™: Wait, we're still talking about sex, right?
Tiramisu: Oh course we are, silly!
Tiramisu: I'd loooooove some sexytimes.
Tiramisu: But not with you :|
/DENIED/
Hawk Nose™: I'll clock in early and clock out late bb~
Tiramisu: AHAHA you said CLOCK out and it sounds like COCK out. I C WHAT U DID THAR~
INSIDE~ Blue Polo™ decides that he doesn't like Floral Fanny™'s face. At all
Blue Polo™: Yeesh D:
Cue TIRAMISU TO THE MAKEOVER RESUCE:
TA DAAAAA~*~*~*~
Floral Fanny™: Thanks for the makeover Tiramisu.
Floral Fanny™: Think I can catch a man now? :DDDD
Tiramisu: LOL girl I don't do miracles, check the gypsy for dat shit.
MEANWHILE Blue Polo™ and Hawk Nose™ get into a tussle over Blue Polo™'s lack of recycling
Hawk Nose™: I CAN SMELL UR TRASH FROM MY HOUSE, CLEAN IT OR I WILL CALL THE HEALTH BOARD! *finger wag*
That was a /threat/, people.
Tiramisu sides with Hawk Nose™ on the matter though:
Tiramisu: *pose* Ya srsly.
Tiramisu: But thanks for dropping by :DDD You ain't gotta go home but you gotta get the hell up outta here 8D
/smooooth/
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LATER THAT AFTERNOON! Tiramisu gets a random call from a sim we have never met. I call her Bermuda Hat™ because she knows she's wrong for that hat.
Tiramisu: Yeah I can come downtown, just gotta put some makeup on-
Tiramisu: -and throw on some pearls and I'm good to go!
So the taxi arrives and they all head to the Crypt O' Nightclub. When they arrive, shit is just about to pop off.
Bermuda Hat™ brings her monkey looking teenage brother.
Tiramisu: Bitch I cannot believe your ass! Why we about to be up in the club with your MONKEY ASS BROTHER AND HIS SKANKY TEENAGE FRIENDS?
Tiramisu: I CAN'T BE UP IN THE CLUB WITH OH NO YUBARI AND VILEY CYRUS. I AIN'T TRYINA BABYSIT, DAMN.
Oh No Yubari: What this heifer just call me?
Viley: idk but this is about to get good!
Tiramisu: *seethes* :[
Tiramisu: OOOOOH HOW I HATE YOUR BERMUDA HAT WEARING ASS.
Tiramisu: I wonder how much jail time I'd get if I wooped your ass right here.
But Tiramisu rethinks her actions and heads inside to have some fun and find a mate. The reason for leaving the house in the /first place/.
Tiramisu: LOL YOU GUYS, IT'S LIKE SCI-FI CHANNEL.
(or not)
After that epic fail at body power, Bermuda Hat™ feels ~COMPELLED~ to retaliate to her almost ass wooping.
(awww snap!)
Tiramisu: You monkey-faced, hat wearing freak, YOU BETTER STEP UP OFF ME.
Cute Townie Who I Only Noticed When Editing The Caps: These bitches are crazy :|
Tiramisu: You've been asking for an ass wooping ALL NIGHT :[
Tiramisu: Shall I beat your monkey ass in front of the whole night club? :DDD
That's right T, keep it /real/
But instead, Tiramisu picks on the Monkey Boy™:
Tiramisu: BOO LITTLE BOY, BOO!
Damn Tiramisu, you're cold as /ice/~
To melt some of the ice, Tiramisu hits the dance floor and chats up to some Random Chick™.
Random Chick™: So, you like the womens?~
Waitress: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW~ 8D
Random Chick™: But I do not feel this "funk" you mention D:
Tiramisu: ALRIGHT FINE, I'LL DO MY OWN THING
Tiramisu: THIS IS MY /JAAAAM/
/IF U LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT/
/WHOA OH OH OH OH OOH/
Soon after, the Dj throws it back old school and Thriller Night breaks out on the dance floor:
Not feeling the MJ vibe, Tiramisu chats up a nice pale lady at the bar:
Tiramisu: Hmm, something about you seems off~
Countess Pamela: Vhat are vu talkving abvout? I am pervectly normal 8E *fangs*
Riiiiight. So that attempt that finding a sperm vessel mate proving futile, Tiramisu heads home:
Tiramisu: GO HOME, ROGER.
RIGHT ABOUT HERE, my mailwoman glitches out and doesn't deliver mail. She only comes, stands next to the box for the ENTIRE DAY then leaves. idk.
Tiramisu: OH HAAAY FLORAL FANNY GIRL! How you been?~
Tiramisu: WHAT? It feels like an oil slick?
Tiramisu: Girl you just need some Summer's Eve, keeps you feel ~FRESH~ as a daisy.
After that /appetizing/ conversation Tiramisu attempts breakfast:
And by burning the damn toaster pastry and having to settle for cereal, reminds me of the task at hand.
It is after this she gets a job in the Culinary Industry, to work on her skills for the day (if it ever comes!) she /ever/ opens her own bakery.
She soon begins to bring home friends from work!
Tiramisu: Just out there tryina make that money, girl.
Friend™: I hear ya. :|
Tiramisu: You know some crazy monkey kid tried to watch me sleep the other night?
Friend™: WHAT? :O I BLAME TWILIGHT.
Tiramisu: The SAME ONE that had epic fails on the machine LOLOLOL
Friend™: AHAHAHA girl you so crazy
Tiramisu then sets out to cement the friendship with ~*~*~*~MAKEOVERS~*~*~*~.
(Of course)
See what I mean? :DDD
Soon, Tiramisu turns her friendship radar on Countess Miller (yeah idk):
They become really good friends:
Reaaaallllyyyy good friends:
Making-out-dating-sometimes friends:
This is the part where one usually needs a safe word with a vampire.
Tiramisu: Oh the oye and vey and pain and the hurtiiiiing. D:
Aaaand Tiramisu channels her inner Jerry Lewis.
Countess Pamela: OM NOM NOM NOM :E
Countess Pamela: BLEAH :E
Tiramisu: BLEAH :E
/fascinating/
*fap fap fap fap fap*
The next morning...er, night! Tiramisu wakes up to realize it wasn't all just a True Blood induced dream.
Tiramisu: SHIT.
I think she makes a cute vampire though:
Tiramisu: WHAT. WATER FROM THE /SKY/? WHAT NEXT!
She's still an idiot though. *facepalm*
But the search must continue! So in the middle of her exercises, I send Tiramisu off downtown to find a man to molest.
Aaaand she instead takes a liking to Amy Grant. Another HBD. *facepalm*
I spot a man and quickly force Tiramisu over there but then the conversation takes a turn for the gay:
LOOK AT THAT /INTEREST/ ON HIS FACE. (I like his shirt though, very ode to travolta)
But then we soon spot Count Miller and Tiramisu decides it's time to gloat.
Tiramisu: HEY COUNT! I FUCKED YOUR WIFE~~ :D ♥
Tiramisu: Folded her like a suitcase! :D
Tiramisu: Even got her to keep her heels on. :D
Count: VHAT? I've been trying to get her to keep her heels on for centuries. *props +++*
Do you see Amy Grant stalking Tiramisu? Do you sees it? D:
But Tiramisu cannot be contained and soon proceeds to hit on a lady named Cynthia. She's Hawk Nose™'s wife I believe.
Tiramisu: I can consume you with a firey passion, hotter than the sun~
Tiramisu: Take you to heights of extacsy one cannot even reach in a plane~
Tiramisu: And then...you will feel at peace~
/smoooooth/
Amy Grant kept following her about the place though and so we took her home:
Tiramisu proceeds to /work her magic/~ all to lead up to:
MAKE OVERS*~*~*~*~
But even when made over I don't think Amy Grant is cute AT ALL. :[ and so she needs to be up out the house as dawn is approaching.
Tomorrow we hunt once more~
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Yeah that's where I stopped playing, I had other crap to do. Tiramisu is fun to play actually but legacy's are hard for me as I have to keep taking screencaps of everything. And tbh Tiramisu /hates/ being a vampire:
BTW, how /terrifying/ is her portrait? yeeesh D:
Thanks to all those who encouraged me to actually do this legacy and thank /you/ for reading. See you next time! :D