On Drunkenness And Debauchery.
Tonight and tomorrow mark the Foxfield Races.
It's an excuse for li'l debutantes to go out, get crunk in their cute Easter dresses, and puke vodka and Starbucks in front of my store.
Oh, what is the world coming to?
How is this such a popular event? It's HORSE RACING, for Chrissakes. So cruel.
Nobody even watches it. They just get piss drunk and disrupt traffic.
It's an excuse for li'l debutantes to go out, get crunk in their cute Easter dresses, and puke vodka and Starbucks in front of my store.
Oh, what is the world coming to?
How is this such a popular event? It's HORSE RACING, for Chrissakes. So cruel.
Nobody even watches it. They just get piss drunk and disrupt traffic.