How Unladylike of You
Justin Timberlake and P!nk were in town last night, and BOY HOWDY was traffic crazy. I had some of the setup crew in my store, and they jabbered with me about the whole celebrity lifestyle thing.
And then a little old lady came in, to get... you guessed it... a CORDLESS PHONE BATTERY!
And while standing at the counter, she let loose a bowel-shaking fart. It was ghastly. Otherworldly. Able to put a Suburban at half-a-tank. She even made a face doing it. Kind of a scrunched-up, oh-my-god face.
And you know what she did?
That cheeky little... CRONE!
She looked at me and said, "You really should excuse yourself after doing something like that."
My apologies, you old cow. My apologies.
And then a little old lady came in, to get... you guessed it... a CORDLESS PHONE BATTERY!
And while standing at the counter, she let loose a bowel-shaking fart. It was ghastly. Otherworldly. Able to put a Suburban at half-a-tank. She even made a face doing it. Kind of a scrunched-up, oh-my-god face.
And you know what she did?
That cheeky little... CRONE!
She looked at me and said, "You really should excuse yourself after doing something like that."
My apologies, you old cow. My apologies.