Sixth Piece of Eight [Action]

[fightlikeacow]

[At the crossroads near Houses 16 and 27, a small, less-than sturdy kiosk has gone up. It has a big sign which says "Threepwood's Previously Owned Souvenir Emporium". It's full of random objects such as a large stack of books, bottles of alcohol, sets of silverware, a leather jacket, a coffin, and a single porcelain urn which is placed in a corner

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[screw_the_rules]

[Always on the lookout for inspiration, Kazuma is in ur shop, browsing ur stuff. Currently, he's near the porcelain urn, slowly circling around it, viewing it from all perspectives]

[fightlikeacow]

[Guybrush starts talking fast, and gesturing with every word, imitating Stan]

I knew it from the moment I saw you. I said to myself "Threepwood, this is a man in need of an urn." This is a high-quality, all-purpose urn, perfect for a bouquet of flowers or a dead family member. And best of all, it's durable. You can drop this thing from a second story window without so much as a crack.

[screw_the_rules]

[Wow, this guy talks almost as fast as Cougar! Kazuma listens, trying to follow the sales pitch and nodding in the appropriate places.]

Yeah? Sounds like quite an urn. Hn. Could come in handy, I guess.

[fightlikeacow]

Great! And it just happens to be on sale today for the low, low price of fifty pieces of eight!

[screw_the_rules]

Oh. Uhh... I ain't got any money...

[fightlikeacow]

Oh... then I guess I'd be willing to take something of equal value as an exchange.