Missy missy missy... I haven't talked to you in a while. :(
If you see me online, just IM me bcause most of the time I X out of my buddy list to conserve space. I also might call you soon (like this week) because I just realized YOU HAVE VERIZON, TOO! WOOOOO!
Clearly, all of our friends have coolness levels through the roof, almost comparable to the coolness levels of the dudes of Earth Wind and Fire with scary wigs and eyeshadow abound. None of mine has yet made a picture of them with stump arms, though. That is truly special.
I lied. That's not actually Stephen. The real one has one eye (no eye patch, he feels that one would constrain him) and an extra thumb. Just kidding. Or AM I? I could post a picture of some guy with three thumbs and one eye and YOUD NEVER BE THE WISER!!!
I hope your birthday/coming of age went well, rHiAnNoN. ALl of Hartwick must have been celebrating, of course. :) I hope you also went out and bought yourself some cigarettes/porn/scratch tickets. Actually, out of the three of those, just go with the cigarettes and... not smoke them. Or smoke them. Whichever.
I'm sure Stephen would think you're quite cute, too. Well, or he would if he werent so into men.
haha, i did get quite a bit of hartwick celebrating--b/c i made them :)
i didn't win on any scratch tickets ::sigh::. and i didn't buy cigarettes either. but i did buy condoms ((which i know you dont have to be 18)) b/c get this: i had a condom in my wallet ((haha, dont ask why! im not a sex fiend if thats what you're thinking))....and my roommate STOLE THE CONDOM from me. ::sig::
i was amused, so i bought her some.
tell stephen men are incredibly over-rated--trust me, i know--so he should come to NY and chill w/ me. lol. ::shrug:: i have no gay friends yet at hartwick, and im upset--damnit, i want a gay friend!
Scratch tickets suck. That's why i told you to get cigarettes instead, even though they like... make you die.
You bought condoms? Don't you have a supply in your dorm or anything? We have condoms, dental dams, female condoms, gross scary lube (it looks like it could give you ebola or something), and lots more!
I haven't shown Stephen any of this yet. I should, though, and then if he decides to give up men for you, I'l let you know. :)
THERE ARE SO MANY GAY PEOPLE HERE. Come visit Wes- you'll have 4 by the end of one day. Ok, not really, but youc ould.
StePHen IS pretty, I suppose. I never really thought about it too much, though, until now that he got three pretty comments in a row on my LJ. lol
You would definitely love Lauren. If, like, you two didn't go to college in different states/ live in different parts of the country/ have no idea of each other's existence until now, you'd totally be friends. :)
There aren't too many pictures of Toni because she was taking the pictures most of the time. It's her camera. I think I took the ones up there of her (and the Stephen GQ picture, mwahaha), which is obviously why they are so awesome.
I miss you, too. We talk fairly often on the phone, though. I'm sure that'll bite us in our respective asses once phone bills arrive, but that's ok. :)
I like how you made sure to let me know that you were talking about cousin it from "the adams [sic] family," like I'd think that you were talking about that OTHER cousin it.
ANyway, at least there are no incriminating pictures of me passed out on the floor (due to intense intoxication) with a piece of bread serving as a pillow. OHHHH BURNN!!!!!
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If you see me online, just IM me bcause most of the time I X out of my buddy list to conserve space. I also might call you soon (like this week) because I just realized YOU HAVE VERIZON, TOO! WOOOOO!
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stephen = wicked cute. roommate agrees.
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I lied. That's not actually Stephen. The real one has one eye (no eye patch, he feels that one would constrain him) and an extra thumb. Just kidding. Or AM I? I could post a picture of some guy with three thumbs and one eye and YOUD NEVER BE THE WISER!!!
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stephen=quite cute.
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I'm sure Stephen would think you're quite cute, too. Well, or he would if he werent so into men.
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i didn't win on any scratch tickets ::sigh::. and i didn't buy cigarettes either. but i did buy condoms ((which i know you dont have to be 18)) b/c get this: i had a condom in my wallet ((haha, dont ask why! im not a sex fiend if thats what you're thinking))....and my roommate STOLE THE CONDOM from me. ::sig::
i was amused, so i bought her some.
tell stephen men are incredibly over-rated--trust me, i know--so he should come to NY and chill w/ me. lol. ::shrug:: i have no gay friends yet at hartwick, and im upset--damnit, i want a gay friend!
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You bought condoms? Don't you have a supply in your dorm or anything? We have condoms, dental dams, female condoms, gross scary lube (it looks like it could give you ebola or something), and lots more!
I haven't shown Stephen any of this yet. I should, though, and then if he decides to give up men for you, I'l let you know. :)
THERE ARE SO MANY GAY PEOPLE HERE. Come visit Wes- you'll have 4 by the end of one day. Ok, not really, but youc ould.
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lauren: I WOULD LOVE HER!!!!
toni: not so much of her, but apparently she likes food...
you: I MISS YOU!!!!
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You would definitely love Lauren. If, like, you two didn't go to college in different states/ live in different parts of the country/ have no idea of each other's existence until now, you'd totally be friends. :)
There aren't too many pictures of Toni because she was taking the pictures most of the time. It's her camera. I think I took the ones up there of her (and the Stephen GQ picture, mwahaha), which is obviously why they are so awesome.
I miss you, too. We talk fairly often on the phone, though. I'm sure that'll bite us in our respective asses once phone bills arrive, but that's ok. :)
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Verizon to Verizon is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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IT HIDES UR FACE
OHHH BURNN!!!!!!
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ANyway, at least there are no incriminating pictures of me passed out on the floor (due to intense intoxication) with a piece of bread serving as a pillow. OHHHH BURNN!!!!!
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