This motherfucker. Me. I am.
For whatever reason, every single house we remove a medium to large amount of debris from is required to contain atleast one axe head and/or axe handle. I don't know why. Do you?
Please. Give me a moment of your time. So that I can tell you how much I love pulling trash out from under a big pile of dirt and leaves. Let me also convey, to you, my hatred for the fact that today's house had a barbecue grill ... grill with a little tree that had fucking grown through the gratings. One thing that did bring me ample amounts of joy was the fact that I found a pair of suspenders. I immediately equipped them then Jess dissed me because he said only skinheads wear them.
RL Burnside with suspenders. I knew he wore 'em!
I don't know if my grammar is as good as I'd like to think it is. Maybe it is? I don't even give a feck.