did i already post this?

[fightingemo]

First of all... Papa Smurf didn't create
Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in
as Gargemel's evil spy, with the intention
of destroying the smurf village. But the
overwhelming Goodness of the Smurf Way of
Life transformed her into the Smurfette
we all know and love. And as for the whole
gang-bang scenario... it just couldn't
happen. Smurfs are asexual. They probably
don't even have reproductive organs down
there under those little white pants. The
only reason they exist is because of
magic spells and witchcraft... which is
all a bunch of bullshit if you ask me.