I'M READY NOW

[fightingcoward]

Time spent buying razor + cream= 10 minutes
Time recharging razor= 1 hour
Time shaving legs= 1.5 hours
Time shaving "happy trail"= 25 seconds
Time shaving chest= 1 minute
Time shaving armpits= 5 minutes

Getting top 3 at Districts: 2 minutes, 4 seconds, 99 hundreths"

Here goes.....