Bloody Buggering Hell...

[fighting_wotsit]

I am very very very angry right now.
Very.

What the fuck?! Why?!
Ugh!

So, here's what just happened. About two days ago I lent to my friend Guy my gay porn. But this is no ordinary gay porn. This is gay porn that my father bought for me in Japan and flew back to me! This is probably the best thing my father has ever given to me...Ever. And he just lost

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[catpaws]

Oh, wow, that seriously sucks. D: If I were you, I think I would get angry as well, especially since the situation is so complicated. I suppose it's too late to cry over the spilled milk, but I think you shouldn't have lent him a gay pornography that you value so much in the first place. : (
I hope everything gets resolved soon. ♥

(also, your dad seriously bought it for you? And did he know what it is? Whoa...)

[fighting_wotsit]

Uhuh...
I know, I just didn't think he would be quite so...simple. I thought he would keep it in his room or something or give it back to me the next day. *heavy sigh*
Me too and thank you.

(No, on the front cover it looks rather shounen instead of shounen-ai. However, my amazing powers of deduction *coughistareatgaymangacoverstoomuchcough* noticed that it was what it is from the beginning. He's actually rather homophobic. xD)

[catpaws]

Yeah, I just don't understand how some people function sometimes. If I had something like that, I'd simply keep it in my room secretly... Some people just have no common sense. *heavy sighs with you*

(Oh, I see, I see. ; ) That's good, because I was a bit scared at first. However, I'm sure there are actually fathers who love their daughters so much that they'd do it.)

[fighting_wotsit]

Mhm, that's exactly what I was doing with it xD

(Yes, I'm sure too xD then again maybe he did know and actually was trying to give me an overdose of penis so that I would stop enjoying the company of women! D: The mastermind! xD)

[catpaws]

I see who is the smart one in this (ex?) friendship then. XD

(Your father had a master plan and you were just his poor victim. If he knew in what kind of trouble he might get now, I don't think he would be so happy. ; )

[fighting_wotsit]

I think it's still a friendship, but it's on the rocks.

(Yeah, good thing I don't talk to him anymore?)