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[fighting_boy]

[Filtered AWAY from Aizen and his goons, plus Mayuri, because Ichigo isn't that much of a jerkface//Visible to pretty much everyone else]

Oi, Ishida! Guess I'm glad to see you're still not dead, but first and foremost--

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, YOU GREAT PRISSY PAIN IN THE ASS!

[ooc: Ichigo-player would like to cover her ass by pointing out

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[Private]

[howls_at_stars]

*brb LOLing forever*

I fuckin' love you, man.

[Private]

[fighting_boy]

At least somebody agrees with me here.

Good grief, we need to get Rukia drunk again soon. Ishida, I can understand, he just breathes uptight.

[Private]

[howls_at_stars]

Works for me. S'been way too long. I'd say we should force-drag Ishida along, but he might cry.

[Private] SURPRISE 2/2

[howls_at_stars]

--Hey wait. You're not just suggesting we get her drunk so you can take advantage of her are you? Cuz you know I'd have to kill you.

[Private]

[fighting_boy]

[OMG I laughed so hard if you could SEE the log we're doing in Gmail you'd know why]

Oh for fuck's-- Renji. Be glad you're eight divisions over, 'cause otherwise I'd reach over and sock you one for that.

Also, it hasn't occurred to you she's a few times my age and probably knows a damn lot better what she's doing?

...Wait. How great a percentage of serious business are we talking here? 'Cause if you now follow up with some flippant haberdashery 'bout how you were just joking, I will come over to smack you.

[Private]

[howls_at_stars]

Whoa, hey, whoa, easy greenhorn. Shit, I was kidding, you jackass. You can't just sweep the love'a my life off her feet and not expect a few ribs about it. Don't be such a prat, you know if it wasn't okay with me I wouldn't be making comments about it.

The We Need To Talk is actually real, though. There's something I wanna run by you. So stop your huffing and puffing and learn to take a joke and just come kick my ass on Sunday or something, jeez.

[Private] Wow, Renji actually managed to unsettle Ichigo a moment. That's a feat in itself.

[fighting_boy]

Okay, next topic!

Sunday sounds fine. I've actually got the whole weekend off, so I'll probably drop by home on Saturday, but if we don't gotta start super-early with whatever's so non-ominous, that works for me.

[Private] Touchy touchy~

[howls_at_stars]

Fff, I don't start anything super-early, remember? Sure, go do your thing and just come barge into my house whenever, you know the door's open.

...And seriously, dude, I was kidding, I know you'd never do anything but right by Rukia, okay? Chill out.

[Private] Nnooot so much touchy as persistently uncertain.

[fighting_boy]

If you're still asleep, I will wake you up with one of Pop's corkscrew specials.

Look, in all good fun and the spirit of camaraderie and what the fuck ever, let's just drop that. You joke about it, good for you. I'll get the hang of it.

[Private] Poor bastard. <3

[howls_at_stars]

...Goddammit, now I just won't sleep.

And fine, fair enough. I'll drop it. Killjoy.

[Private] Give him some time. <3

[fighting_boy]

Serve you right, mossback. They say your need for sleep actually goes down as you get older, so it shouldn't be too tough.

...Also, here's the plan for tonight. If you didn't know there was one, now you do.

[Private]

[howls_at_stars]

Oh, good, then maybe I won't be worried by the fact I think I've gotten maybe like three hours a night for the past two weeks.

Also that is arguably the best plan you've had in a while, and I'm game.