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[fighterslegacy]

FINALLY!

I AM NOW DESIRABLE TO HUMAN WOMEN!

HERE I COME LADIES!

Comments

[This is Palmon, folks]

[fightersblood]

...

You mean the virus changed your personality, too?

Re: [This is Palmon, folks]

[fighterslegacy]

Oh puh-leez. The ladies love us adventurous, fun loving types.

[fightersblood]

And not the lecherous ones.

[fighterslegacy]

I'm not that lecherous.

I've just been... eternally denied due to consequence of birth.

[fightersblood]

...

Do you honestly think I'm going to buy something like that? Really?

[fighterslegacy]

Well, it's what I've always believed.

Besides, not like you'd get any girls.

[fightersblood]

...hmph.

I have more important concerns, thank you very much.

[fighterslegacy]

Nothing so bad you can't live a little on the side, Palmon.

[fightersblood]

You would think that.

[fighterslegacy]

Playing mother hen 24/7 doesn't work any better, ya know.

[fightersblood]

Yes, well... someone has to be there.

[fighterslegacy]

Palmon. Come clean.

Are you gay, man?

[fightersblood]

...EXCUSE ME?!

[fighterslegacy]

You never show interest in girls! I just... kind of assumed...

[fightersblood]

HMPH. I am a proud warrior who's trained under the examples set by the Royal Knights themselves. As a knight, my duty and drive is dictated by the protection of my lady Sayu-dono's honor and defense. THAT is my primary concern.

I merely haven't time for such activities outside of that.

But, for the record, since I know you will nag me until I give one way or another?

I prefer females.

[fighterslegacy]

Okay, okay. No need to fly off the handle, Palmon. Geez.