Bored...

[fight_w_corners]

I have never...

( ) been drunk
(x) smoked pot
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) had anal sex
(x) been in love
(x) had sex in public
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
(x) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
( ) been caught masturbating
(x) pissed on myself
( ) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(x) been arrested or booked
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated New Years in Times Square
(x) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) been to europe
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
(x) been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
(x) had sex at the office (their office)
(x) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children
(x) have thrown up in a bar not where anyone could *see* me or anything
( ) have visited a site held holy by a major religion
(x) "flashed" a stranger

Hey, I almost broke even. Is that good or bad?