Dont cook if you're not in the house
~I cant get motivated to do work
~I have a ton of shit to do
~but im not motivated to do any of it
~Id rather just stare at my computer screen
~If you look real closely you can see each individual pixel
~And if you look even more closely you can see each individual color and match it to its HTML color code
~You can even count out how many pixels create a word, bullet,number...oh what fun, the choices are endless.
~I should write a book about how to waste time....ill call it.....Mastodons Who Dont Believe...just to deceive people into thinking it is what it isnt.
~Yesterday i watched 10 Sex and the City episodes because thinking about all the work i had to do made me vomit...on the inside...but still vomit nonetheless.
~Today i watched 2
~My birthday was April 9...you all missed it, now its May.
~It was fun
~I did stuff
~Bloody Marys are good until you let them sit too long and they get all watery and nasty
~They also suck if they taste too much like vodka
~But if they dont taste enough like vodka you're not getting your moneys worth
~I used to judge a bar by their LITs....now i judge them on their bloody marys....theyre not just for breakfast anymore
~The summer will suck
~The fall will suck
~The spring will also suck
~I dont see the suck ending any time soon
~If you think too far into the future you'll see nothing positive
~I like eggplant
~I also like cheese.
~I have a ton of shit to do
~but im not motivated to do any of it
~Id rather just stare at my computer screen
~If you look real closely you can see each individual pixel
~And if you look even more closely you can see each individual color and match it to its HTML color code
~You can even count out how many pixels create a word, bullet,number...oh what fun, the choices are endless.
~I should write a book about how to waste time....ill call it.....Mastodons Who Dont Believe...just to deceive people into thinking it is what it isnt.
~Yesterday i watched 10 Sex and the City episodes because thinking about all the work i had to do made me vomit...on the inside...but still vomit nonetheless.
~Today i watched 2
~My birthday was April 9...you all missed it, now its May.
~It was fun
~I did stuff
~Bloody Marys are good until you let them sit too long and they get all watery and nasty
~They also suck if they taste too much like vodka
~But if they dont taste enough like vodka you're not getting your moneys worth
~I used to judge a bar by their LITs....now i judge them on their bloody marys....theyre not just for breakfast anymore
~The summer will suck
~The fall will suck
~The spring will also suck
~I dont see the suck ending any time soon
~If you think too far into the future you'll see nothing positive
~I like eggplant
~I also like cheese.