try this at home
Here's something fun to do:
When you're writing out checks to someone, for whatever reason, in the little memo section where it says "For" and has a blank line, fill in "sexual favors". It's always awesome to either A), see the look on their face when you hand them the check, or B), receive angry phone calls from them later, when they're screaming at you after taking the check to the bank to cash it and getting laughed at by the teller.
When you're writing out checks to someone, for whatever reason, in the little memo section where it says "For" and has a blank line, fill in "sexual favors". It's always awesome to either A), see the look on their face when you hand them the check, or B), receive angry phone calls from them later, when they're screaming at you after taking the check to the bank to cash it and getting laughed at by the teller.