Audra Bought A Cat
Like the title says - Audra bought a cat.
Here's the skinny: The cat is a two-year-old grey tabby she named Cosette (Cosie for short). Cute cat. And I usually hate cats. Either way, she's staying at my place because Audra basically lives here and, additionally, her apartment doesn't allow animals. Now Heath an I need a dog to combat Cosie in a battle to the death, but I feel it would be a hopeless battle. This one is lazier than me and sleeps on Kenny's pillow simply through spite. She sheds on his carpet and urinates all over the doors. She even scratched up the "Oh, the huge manatee!" poster...because she loves seeing Kenny roll on the floor in pain due to an allergic reaction. This cat is all about spiting its enemies - and Lord knows I dig that shit. Anyways, here's the lil' rascal.
First night in my room. I'm sure its spotting out choice areas to piss on.
Shedding on my bed.
Searching for hiding places so that she can slash at my Achilles tendon when I least expect.
Attacking my defenseless pillow cushion.
Stalking my foot.
Eyeing its prey (me).
Relinquishing me from its wrath to plot its escape to the outdoors.
Leaping to attack the cameraman.
Standing guard? Or waiting to attack me when I come home?
Refusing to let Audra do homework.
Sleepy-eyed on my favorite quilt - it was so cold...
Refusing to budge once I informed her that she was on my favorite quilt.
OK...I love this cat.
Here's the skinny: The cat is a two-year-old grey tabby she named Cosette (Cosie for short). Cute cat. And I usually hate cats. Either way, she's staying at my place because Audra basically lives here and, additionally, her apartment doesn't allow animals. Now Heath an I need a dog to combat Cosie in a battle to the death, but I feel it would be a hopeless battle. This one is lazier than me and sleeps on Kenny's pillow simply through spite. She sheds on his carpet and urinates all over the doors. She even scratched up the "Oh, the huge manatee!" poster...because she loves seeing Kenny roll on the floor in pain due to an allergic reaction. This cat is all about spiting its enemies - and Lord knows I dig that shit. Anyways, here's the lil' rascal.
First night in my room. I'm sure its spotting out choice areas to piss on.
Shedding on my bed.
Searching for hiding places so that she can slash at my Achilles tendon when I least expect.
Attacking my defenseless pillow cushion.
Stalking my foot.
Eyeing its prey (me).
Relinquishing me from its wrath to plot its escape to the outdoors.
Leaping to attack the cameraman.
Standing guard? Or waiting to attack me when I come home?
Refusing to let Audra do homework.
Sleepy-eyed on my favorite quilt - it was so cold...
Refusing to budge once I informed her that she was on my favorite quilt.
OK...I love this cat.