Procrastination is a bitch.
[A is for age:] 21
[B is for booze of choice:] Gin.
[C is for career:] Sports writer. C'mon...bitch about sports - AND GET PAID?!
[D is for your dad's name:] John.
[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] Pipe bomb, fake accent.
[F is for favorite song at the moment:] Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
[G is for favorite game:] Cricket (darts).
[H is for hometown:] Cardiff, California.
[I is for instruments you play/ed:] Idiot stick, drums, guitar...piano for a week.
[J is for jam or jelly you like:] Strawberry.
[K is for kids?] I'm a kid. Fuck that.
[L is for living arrangements:] 210 Mira Vista (the hotel).
[M is for mom's name:] Nalani.
[N is for name of your crush:] Audra "Bakersfield Bar Skank" McKay [AKA: Turbo Slut]
[O is for overnight hospital stays:] I'm guessing...when I was born?
[P is for phobias:] FLYING. Fuck planes, dude.
[Q is for Favorite quote:] What Heath says stoned and/or drunk.
[R is for relationship that lasted the longest:] Year and 22 days. Soon approaching that, thank Christ.
[S is for sexual preference:] A is for A-Sexual.
[T is for time you wake up:] Whenever Audra goes to work.
[U is for underwear:] Merona or Haine's value packs.
[V is for vegetable you love:] Artichoke, asparagus, spuds.
[W is for worst habit:] I grind my teeth a lot.
[X is for x-rays you've had:] Teeth, both middle fingers, hand.
[Y is for yummy food you make:] Tarragon Pecan Salmon. That shit is the bomb-diggity.
[Z is for zodiac sign:] Unicornious.