London & Such
Notable highlights:
1) Stepped in dog shit about half an hour after stepping off the plane. Awesome.
2) Blisters from wearing my New Balances (the pair that didn't have dog shit on them).
3) Got 27 minutes of sleep after staying up all night so that I could have a better chance of sleeping. Damn you, sleeping pills.
4) Watched "Guess Who?" on the plane. Twice. My hatred for Ashton Kutcher is uncontrollable.
5) Went to Hyde Park and mom took about four million photos. The word "discreet" (if that's how it's spelled) is not in her vocabulary.
6) Bobbies and paramedics/police cars are EVERYWHERE. Stupid terrorism. At least here it's not on a color-coded scale.
7) Beer is served way too warm here. But it's four billion times better. Fosters is the new Pabst.
8) Internet cafes are completely Euro-trash. I'm scared. And it smells like feet.
9) It's my feet.
10) My brother and I are too Californian. I notice that the word "dude" draws unnecessary attention.
11) I want to pull the foreigner card to get free drinks. With that, I am off.
Cheers, Bryant
1) Stepped in dog shit about half an hour after stepping off the plane. Awesome.
2) Blisters from wearing my New Balances (the pair that didn't have dog shit on them).
3) Got 27 minutes of sleep after staying up all night so that I could have a better chance of sleeping. Damn you, sleeping pills.
4) Watched "Guess Who?" on the plane. Twice. My hatred for Ashton Kutcher is uncontrollable.
5) Went to Hyde Park and mom took about four million photos. The word "discreet" (if that's how it's spelled) is not in her vocabulary.
6) Bobbies and paramedics/police cars are EVERYWHERE. Stupid terrorism. At least here it's not on a color-coded scale.
7) Beer is served way too warm here. But it's four billion times better. Fosters is the new Pabst.
8) Internet cafes are completely Euro-trash. I'm scared. And it smells like feet.
9) It's my feet.
10) My brother and I are too Californian. I notice that the word "dude" draws unnecessary attention.
11) I want to pull the foreigner card to get free drinks. With that, I am off.
Cheers, Bryant