Almost killed by car

[fifel]

Car in right hand lane, me in left. Car stops at green traffic lights, then suddenly turns left into sidestreet across me.

fifel flies, rolls across bonnet and shouts

What was that?

then

Witnesses! I need Witnesses!

Car was a taxi.

I have been running around after accident crap all day since being hit at 10.30am on my new bicycle.