notably funny

Oct 01, 2006 16:56

Cubanmix99: so how are you and your bf doin
onlyat7eleven: great
onlyat7eleven: today is 4 months
Cubanmix99: good to hear people actually getting along
Cubanmix99: have you cut down on the refer smoking at all?
onlyat7eleven: wohoo
onlyat7eleven: haha never
Cubanmix99: i think its been two weeks for me of no smoke
Cubanmix99: and the relationship im in now is very complicated, but fun
onlyat7eleven: whos ur chick
Cubanmix99: shes an old lady i work with
onlyat7eleven: weird
onlyat7eleven: like 40?
Cubanmix99: no 27
Cubanmix99: older than me
onlyat7eleven: woahhh
onlyat7eleven: definately
onlyat7eleven: i fucked a 29 year old once.
onlyat7eleven: but that was cause he was in a band
Cubanmix99: nice way to put it...oh well that makes it better
Cubanmix99: i fucked a 15 year old once
onlyat7eleven: hahha
Cubanmix99: i think 28 or 29 is my oldest
Cubanmix99: but then again ive slept with a woman who was married with two kids...i bet you cant beat that one
onlyat7eleven: i bet i can
onlyat7eleven: my last boyfriend had a baby girl and my current boyfriend is still married
onlyat7eleven: BOO YA
Cubanmix99: well my gf is still married and lives with her ex bf
onlyat7eleven: woah

ps

Cubanmix99: im not gonna lie its your personality im attracted to
Cubanmix99: i like crazy wild girls what can i say
Cubanmix99: whenever i go on myspace i cheked your page first to see if you put any new pics cuz i know your always doin some crazy shit

haha that was great to hear
kind of like the other day when i walked up to the wait station
and noticed two hosts were whispering about me
and when i asked what was soooo private
they started falling all over themselves telling me the things they would do to have just one night with my ass

psh, and people think im weird for being conceited
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