The Cookalution
I just spent a lot of time compiling a bunch of videos for a certain person I know who didn't watch American Idol this (last) season and wanted to see Cookie in action. Well, I spent so much time on it I thought, "Other people better freakin' want to watch this too."
So here I present you with the David Cook Evolution, or as I like to call it, the Cookalution.
Please to enjoy.
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Audition
(What we learn from this is: if you're 25 and already losing your hair... don't do your hair like that.)
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"All Right Now"
(What we learn from this is: Simon is an ass and Paula is a cougar.)
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"Hello"
(What we learn from this is: David needs a new hair stylist and that he needs the scruff to survive.)
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"Eleanor Rigby"
(What we learn from this is: David thinks he's a rock star, and we're still waiting on that hairstylist...)
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"Day Tripper"
(What we learn from this is: David hits his stride, his stylist has a good week, and Ryan obviously has a mancrush on David.)
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"Billie Jean"
(What we learn from this is: Paula's still mixing her drugs with her alchohol.)
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"Little Sparrow"
(What we learn from this is: David got a sexy new haircut! [that fits his weird-shaped head!)
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"Innocent"
(What we learn from this is: even David can have a bad week. I want to say that this was the week when his bro wasn't doing so well though...)
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"I'm Alive"
(What we learn from this is: Ryan's mom is the reason he's totally gay.)
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"Hungry Like The Wolf"
(What we learn from this is: David makes Paula feel like Little Red Riding Hood.)
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"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
(What we learn from this is: Randy doesn't know what year it is: Paula is escalating in Creepy Cougarness, and in David vs. David, it doesn't matter if you sing songs with bad grammar.)
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"The World I Know"
(What we learn from this is: David has mastered the Sexy Glace To Camera Two.)
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WHO WILL BE THE WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL SEVEN!?!?!
(What we learn from this is: Cook loves Archie, Cook loves his mama, Cook loves everybody!!)
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Idols come to Portland, July 11, 2008
Wait for it... waaiiit fooor iiiittt.... (Oh, okay, 1:40+ if you're lazy)
(What we learn from this is: Portland loves clean bottled water and Bobbie almost fainted onto the 12-year-olds next to her.)
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Other AI7 Highlights, in Bobbie's non-professional opinion...
Brooke White sings "Let It Be"
Jason Castro sings "Hallelujah"
David Archuleta sings "Imagine"
Carly Smithson sings "The Show Must Go On"
Michael Johns sings "Bohemian Rhapsody"
JCas shoots the Tamborine Man It's really not that bad other than when it's obvious, but by this point in the competition all I could do was laugh maniacally for JCas every time he did anything. Oh, the humanity!)
"Tainted Love" Ford Commercial
"The Distance" Ford Commercial
"Ring of Fire" Ford Commercial
UPDATE:
How on earth could I forget how much I laughed about what happened to poor TiVo users! OMG, I would have cried and cried!
So here I present you with the David Cook Evolution, or as I like to call it, the Cookalution.
Please to enjoy.
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Audition
Click to view(What we learn from this is: if you're 25 and already losing your hair... don't do your hair like that.)
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"All Right Now"
(What we learn from this is: Simon is an ass and Paula is a cougar.)
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"Hello"
(What we learn from this is: David needs a new hair stylist and that he needs the scruff to survive.)
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"Eleanor Rigby"
(What we learn from this is: David thinks he's a rock star, and we're still waiting on that hairstylist...)
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"Day Tripper"
(What we learn from this is: David hits his stride, his stylist has a good week, and Ryan obviously has a mancrush on David.)
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"Billie Jean"
(What we learn from this is: Paula's still mixing her drugs with her alchohol.)
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"Little Sparrow"
(What we learn from this is: David got a sexy new haircut! [that fits his weird-shaped head!)
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"Innocent"
(What we learn from this is: even David can have a bad week. I want to say that this was the week when his bro wasn't doing so well though...)
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"I'm Alive"
(What we learn from this is: Ryan's mom is the reason he's totally gay.)
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"Hungry Like The Wolf"
(What we learn from this is: David makes Paula feel like Little Red Riding Hood.)
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"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
(What we learn from this is: Randy doesn't know what year it is: Paula is escalating in Creepy Cougarness, and in David vs. David, it doesn't matter if you sing songs with bad grammar.)
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"The World I Know"
(What we learn from this is: David has mastered the Sexy Glace To Camera Two.)
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WHO WILL BE THE WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL SEVEN!?!?!
(What we learn from this is: Cook loves Archie, Cook loves his mama, Cook loves everybody!!)
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Idols come to Portland, July 11, 2008
Wait for it... waaiiit fooor iiiittt.... (Oh, okay, 1:40+ if you're lazy)
(What we learn from this is: Portland loves clean bottled water and Bobbie almost fainted onto the 12-year-olds next to her.)
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Other AI7 Highlights, in Bobbie's non-professional opinion...
Brooke White sings "Let It Be"
Jason Castro sings "Hallelujah"
David Archuleta sings "Imagine"
Carly Smithson sings "The Show Must Go On"
Michael Johns sings "Bohemian Rhapsody"
JCas shoots the Tamborine Man It's really not that bad other than when it's obvious, but by this point in the competition all I could do was laugh maniacally for JCas every time he did anything. Oh, the humanity!)
"Tainted Love" Ford Commercial
"The Distance" Ford Commercial
"Ring of Fire" Ford Commercial
UPDATE:
How on earth could I forget how much I laughed about what happened to poor TiVo users! OMG, I would have cried and cried!