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[fierygiraffe]

I fucking hate guys.



FieRyGiraffe: have you called aimee today?
CaliSrfrBoi: i saw her today fool
FieRyGiraffe: so?
CaliSrfrBoi: lol
FieRyGiraffe: did you tell her you'd call her?
CaliSrfrBoi: uhh
CaliSrfrBoi: kinda
FieRyGiraffe: how kinda?
CaliSrfrBoi: i said "ill call you later"
CaliSrfrBoi: later can be next week
FieRyGiraffe: if you wait until next week i'll never talk to you again
CaliSrfrBoi: she can call me
FieRyGiraffe: but you said you'd call her
FieRyGiraffe: don't lie
FieRyGiraffe: don't be typical
FieRyGiraffe: i'm so tired of typical
CaliSrfrBoi: well i saw her today
CaliSrfrBoi: so, thats all the talking i wanted to do
FieRyGiraffe: call her tomorrow
CaliSrfrBoi: well she seemed like she wanted to have a serious talk about us
CaliSrfrBoi: and i changed the subject
FieRyGiraffe: typical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FieRyGiraffe: i fucking hate guys
FieRyGiraffe: so fucking much
CaliSrfrBoi: lmao
CaliSrfrBoi: i dont want to be serious
FieRyGiraffe: so tell her that
FieRyGiraffe: don't fucking run away like a fucking coward
FieRyGiraffe: don't keep her guessing
CaliSrfrBoi: noo she might not want to see me anymore
FieRyGiraffe: OH NO, NO MORE SEX
FieRyGiraffe: i hate you
FieRyGiraffe: bye
CaliSrfrBoi: i dont get any to begin with
CaliSrfrBoi: noo
CaliSrfrBoi: dont go
FieRyGiraffe: you, and the entire population of men is pissing me off
FieRyGiraffe: i'm posting this in my journal
CaliSrfrBoi: lol no
FieRyGiraffe: can't stop me
CaliSrfrBoi: i dont get any sex!
FieRyGiraffe: you got something in the theatre
CaliSrfrBoi: kissing
CaliSrfrBoi: its not like we're gona do anytihng in fornt of people
FieRyGiraffe: maybe she knows that you're using her
CaliSrfrBoi: im not using
FieRyGiraffe: yes you are!!!!!!!!
FieRyGiraffe: all you want is sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
FieRyGiraffe: sex
CaliSrfrBoi: omg but am i getting it?
FieRyGiraffe: sex
FieRyGiraffe: sex sex sex
FieRyGiraffe: because she knows you're using her
CaliSrfrBoi: VIRGIN
CaliSrfrBoi: thats right me
CaliSrfrBoi: a virgin
FieRyGiraffe: so what?
FieRyGiraffe: oral sex
FieRyGiraffe: still sex!
CaliSrfrBoi: im nice to her
FieRyGiraffe: aw
FieRyGiraffe: you're nice to her
FieRyGiraffe: so you CAN GET SEX
FieRyGiraffe: FUCK!!!!!!!!
CaliSrfrBoi: butim not hooking up with other girls
FieRyGiraffe: SO WHAT?!
FieRyGiraffe: don't do her any favors
CaliSrfrBoi: so thats not using
FieRyGiraffe: you should hook up with other girls
FieRyGiraffe: that's what you wanted to do tonight
FieRyGiraffe: go to a party
FieRyGiraffe: to hook up
CaliSrfrBoi: but i didnt
FieRyGiraffe: but you thought about it
FieRyGiraffe: and you would have
FieRyGiraffe: if i hadn't been talking to you
CaliSrfrBoi: lol why are you being a penis
CaliSrfrBoi: im not using her
CaliSrfrBoi: using her would be not taking her anywhere besides my bedroom
CaliSrfrBoi: or hardly talking to her
CaliSrfrBoi: if i was using her id pressure her to have sex
FieRyGiraffe: you're still using her
FieRyGiraffe: you're just being smart about it
FieRyGiraffe: you've got a plan
FieRyGiraffe: take her out, make her happy, GET SOME SEX
CaliSrfrBoi: so im using her b/c i dont want to get serious?
FieRyGiraffe: you're not being honest about it, so yes
FieRyGiraffe: you're making her think something else
FieRyGiraffe: you're making her think that you're sincerely interested
FieRyGiraffe: please don't do that
CaliSrfrBoi: i am interested
FieRyGiraffe: IN HER VAGINA
CaliSrfrBoi: i dont want to be exclusive though
CaliSrfrBoi: lmao
FieRyGiraffe: grrr
FieRyGiraffe:

CaliSrfrBoi: youre a riot
CaliSrfrBoi: i deserve some fun
CaliSrfrBoi: its been months
CaliSrfrBoi: since sept
FieRyGiraffe: guys deserve shit
CaliSrfrBoi: im a nice guy!!
FieRyGiraffe: MY ASS
CaliSrfrBoi: i am too
FieRyGiraffe: you're a typical male in a nice guy's disguise
FieRyGiraffe: you're pretending to be nice
FieRyGiraffe: you wouldn't even be dating her if i hadn't told you to
CaliSrfrBoi: lol so
CaliSrfrBoi: it was a good idea
CaliSrfrBoi: lmao its made her "friendlier"
FieRyGiraffe: omg
FieRyGiraffe: YOU USED MY ADVICE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE
CaliSrfrBoi: lmaoooooooooooooooo
FieRyGiraffe: NO MORE ADVICE FOR TAYLOR!!!
FieRyGiraffe: YOU FUCKING CUNT
CaliSrfrBoi: yes im a cunt
FieRyGiraffe: glad we're agreed



PART TWO

CaliSrfrBoi: i carried her today b/c the ground was all wet, i wouldnt have done that if i dindt remotely like her
CaliSrfrBoi: so there
FieRyGiraffe: i hate you
FieRyGiraffe: if i still had my voodoo doll..
CaliSrfrBoi: lol right you have notihng on me
FieRyGiraffe: the hell i do
CaliSrfrBoi: im so not using
FieRyGiraffe: you are. end of discussion.
CaliSrfrBoi: nope
CaliSrfrBoi: dude
CaliSrfrBoi: i cant wait till my mom leaves
FieRyGiraffe: why, so you can fuck aimee till she hurts?
FieRyGiraffe: and then fall asleep?
CaliSrfrBoi: lol omg id never do that
FieRyGiraffe: you say that now
FieRyGiraffe: they all say that
CaliSrfrBoi: for real i know that even when we do have sex
FieRyGiraffe: "baby, i'd be so gentle"
CaliSrfrBoi: the first times wont be real sex
CaliSrfrBoi: you might think im typical but im not
CaliSrfrBoi: it wouldnt be enjoyable for me if shes crying in pain
FieRyGiraffe: she'd probably try to cover it up
FieRyGiraffe: i did
CaliSrfrBoi: well you shouldnt have
CaliSrfrBoi: id tell her not to
CaliSrfrBoi: and anyways, now that i know she really likes me, im not in a rush to do it
CaliSrfrBoi: b/.c she'll get attached
FieRyGiraffe: STOP TALKING
FieRyGiraffe: YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT TO HURT YOU
CaliSrfrBoi: whhhhhhhhy
FieRyGiraffe: i would kick you in the balls so hard, you'd feel it in your gallbladder
CaliSrfrBoi: i dont think you could
CaliSrfrBoi: i have good reflexes
CaliSrfrBoi: but anyways you should be happy
CaliSrfrBoi: its for her own good
FieRyGiraffe: god that post makes me laugh
FieRyGiraffe: did you see the picture i added?
CaliSrfrBoi: noo
FieRyGiraffe: look
FieRyGiraffe: i drew it specially for you
CaliSrfrBoi: youre just mad at guys and think im like them
FieRyGiraffe: because you are and you're too naive to realize
CaliSrfrBoi: butim not
FieRyGiraffe: hahahaha
CaliSrfrBoi: shes not complaining about anything
FieRyGiraffe: yeah you are
FieRyGiraffe: because she doesn't want to be typical
CaliSrfrBoi: lol im so sure
FieRyGiraffe: yes
FieRyGiraffe: because i do the same thing
FieRyGiraffe: i won't complain
FieRyGiraffe: because i don't want to make him feel uncomfortable
FieRyGiraffe: but FUCK THAT!!
FieRyGiraffe: i'm going balls out from now on
FieRyGiraffe: i'm going to kill you all
FieRyGiraffe: haha
CaliSrfrBoi: fine what am i supposed to say??
FieRyGiraffe: i win
FieRyGiraffe: you lose
FieRyGiraffe: you're a cunt
FieRyGiraffe: i'm THE cunt
FieRyGiraffe: hahahaha
CaliSrfrBoi: no what am i supposed to say to her that would make it not using to you?
FieRyGiraffe: i'm not giving you anymore advice
CaliSrfrBoi: yes tell me
FieRyGiraffe: nope!
FieRyGiraffe: i am the all-knowing cunt
FieRyGiraffe: but you get none of my wealth
CaliSrfrBoi: so then you are partaking in my using
FieRyGiraffe: i am not
FieRyGiraffe: i just don't trust you
CaliSrfrBoi: why?
FieRyGiraffe: because you used the last bit of advice to your advantage
CaliSrfrBoi: no i dindt know how shed respond
CaliSrfrBoi: so come on
CaliSrfrBoi: ill call her now
FieRyGiraffe: do what you please
FieRyGiraffe: it's late though
CaliSrfrBoi: shes not asleep
CaliSrfrBoi: and shed wake up for me
FieRyGiraffe: then do it
CaliSrfrBoi: tell me what to say
FieRyGiraffe: but why do you want to
FieRyGiraffe: FUCK NO
CaliSrfrBoi: why not??
FieRyGiraffe: it's not my job!
CaliSrfrBoi: fine ill tell her what she wants from this and work from there
FieRyGiraffe: you'll tell her what she wants??
CaliSrfrBoi: or ask her
FieRyGiraffe: chauvenist?
CaliSrfrBoi: lol not tell
FieRyGiraffe: my ass

MORAL OF THE STORY:



SELF-LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED, GIRLS.