"My computer's harder for me to turn on than an impotent gay guy"
my computer is utterly broken. it's very sad. i haven't been able to get it to turn on for at least a week. so, not that i needed an excuse, but now i've claimed the box office computer as my own and am not practically living there. needless to say, my next paycheck should be sweet.
my latest fear of my computer's death? that the computer repair guy (a friend of my father's) will find all of the ridiculous porn i have on my computer and tell my father. i suppose i should clarify... none of the porn is actually ridiculous, per say... nor do i have a lot of it... it's just... well, any amount of porn my dad knew i had would be ridiculous. so basically, i'm terrified. and then the question becomes, if it is found, do i fess up and say, "but, dad, i am an adult..." or do i pretend i didn't know it was there and blame it on someone else? hmmm... my father is a tad intimidating... this is going to be tough. please, please, PLEASE don't let him find my jenna collection!
::sighs::
my latest fear of my computer's death? that the computer repair guy (a friend of my father's) will find all of the ridiculous porn i have on my computer and tell my father. i suppose i should clarify... none of the porn is actually ridiculous, per say... nor do i have a lot of it... it's just... well, any amount of porn my dad knew i had would be ridiculous. so basically, i'm terrified. and then the question becomes, if it is found, do i fess up and say, "but, dad, i am an adult..." or do i pretend i didn't know it was there and blame it on someone else? hmmm... my father is a tad intimidating... this is going to be tough. please, please, PLEASE don't let him find my jenna collection!
::sighs::