You're a woman, I'm a machine
Okay, so since I can't keep a secret melo, cause it always gets found by someone (I'm just that cool.) I'm gonna use this to rant and stuff. But don't worry, I'll try to keep it a little less than emo.
What else.
Do I really have to do the whole get to know me thing? I guess I will. Even though the only friends I'll probably have are robbys friends, and they should already fucking know me if that asshead is doing his job.
Um. okay.
My name is Eric.
And I'm a Pepperholic.
wait wait, no.
wrong journal.
My name is actually Eric, though.
and I am a pepperholic. That's Dr Pepper to the plebian audience.
I also like big words.
a lot.
My writing style differs a lot from robbys, even though I taught him everything he knows (especially about pleasing women. so ladies jump on that rob-cock and make sure he gets his homework done. Booya!)
Alright let's be serious.
N-N-N-Name = Eric.
Age = 19.
Locale = Norcal.
Spousal unit = jaimi = awesome.
Partner = robby = awesome.
Liquid Sustenance = Dr Pepper
Solid Sustenance = Potatos
Familial Unit = Awesome, especially my mom. That's corny, I know, but hey fuck you.
Historian = Alkaline Trio
Historical Record = The Patron Saint Of Liars And Fakes - Fallout Boy
Historical Collection = Brand New = Deja Entendu
Primary Weapon = Acoustic guitar
Sidearm = Harmonica
Melee weapon = Microphone
Cock = Out
Commence rock out.
What else.
Do I really have to do the whole get to know me thing? I guess I will. Even though the only friends I'll probably have are robbys friends, and they should already fucking know me if that asshead is doing his job.
Um. okay.
My name is Eric.
And I'm a Pepperholic.
wait wait, no.
wrong journal.
My name is actually Eric, though.
and I am a pepperholic. That's Dr Pepper to the plebian audience.
I also like big words.
a lot.
My writing style differs a lot from robbys, even though I taught him everything he knows (especially about pleasing women. so ladies jump on that rob-cock and make sure he gets his homework done. Booya!)
Alright let's be serious.
N-N-N-Name = Eric.
Age = 19.
Locale = Norcal.
Spousal unit = jaimi = awesome.
Partner = robby = awesome.
Liquid Sustenance = Dr Pepper
Solid Sustenance = Potatos
Familial Unit = Awesome, especially my mom. That's corny, I know, but hey fuck you.
Historian = Alkaline Trio
Historical Record = The Patron Saint Of Liars And Fakes - Fallout Boy
Historical Collection = Brand New = Deja Entendu
Primary Weapon = Acoustic guitar
Sidearm = Harmonica
Melee weapon = Microphone
Cock = Out
Commence rock out.