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Witch Weekly
Curious about what's in store for you this Valentine's Day? Our resident Seer has made predictions for each and every one of you, categorized by birthdays, telling you just what's in store for you. Get the scoop on your 'scope!
Aquarius January 20-February 18:
It might be your time of the year to shine, Aquarius, but at the moment, you're feeling anything but fabulous. You feel weak and petty, envious of all the lovers. But your lack of faith is pushing away all of your dating prospects. Cheer up, dearies, and smile! At the very least, you'll more attractive.
Pisces February 19-March 20:
Well, well, someone is having a perfect a perfect Valentine's Day. Apparently you have found your bliss (mind sharing the secret?), not to mention the material and spiritual riches you've found. Congratulations on your superior love life; do try not to be too greedy, or you might find yourself miserable and alone.
Aries March 21-April 19:
Aw, isn't that sweet; you've managed to find a perfect balance in your love life. There's harmony and affection, and you're also completely bored. This holiday, try spicing things up by planning a getaway- just you, your sweetie, and lazy hours of massaging each other. A romantic vacation is just what you need to rub you the right way.
Taurus April 20-May 20:
You know, Taurus, if you'd stop feeling sorry for yourself and stop thinking about all the things disappointing you, you might actually be able to start then finish the projects in your life. You could quite easily find success this holiday if you'd just stop sulking!
Gemini May 21-June 21:
I'm not quite sure what's going on in your life, but this Valentine's Day you'll find honor and a favorable solution. Kudos for being so virtuous; it's really about to pay off.
Cancer June 22-July 22:
Proceed with caution! All Cancers should closely examine those around them, because someone is about to betray you! Of, I you're lucky, you'll only lose something you treasure dearly. Use discretion, pay attention to the signs, and perhaps you can thwart your fate.
Leo July 23-August 22:
While the rest of the world attempts to celebrate this day of love in a more traditional manner (flowers, chocolates, promises they don't intend to keep), you will go back to an even more romantic tradition: love letters. Either you are writing them or your lover is, and if you've managed to snag someone who write their feelings down, I say keep 'em! Thoughtful types are so rare these days.
Virgo August 23-September 22:
This holiday, you'll spend your time being selfish and jealous and, in short, miserable. What's going on that's got you so blue? Those unpaid debts or a money lack? Well, that's your own fault. I suggest you quickly become more generous… Unless you'd like to spend the 14th alone.
Libra September 23-October 22:
Oh Dear: this day of love and romance will be anything but for you. When others are making their relationship serious, you will be ending yours. I'm very sorry, but perhaps it's for the better. Now you'll have loads of new possibilities and many different ways to find happiness.
Scorpio October 23-November 21:
Aren't you just the most selfish git since I don't know when! Your love of material wealth will take over Valentine's Day and leave you completely alone. Learn to share, or it will become a lifestyle and not just an unfortunate way to spend the holiday.
Sagittarius November 22-December 21:
Sweetie, let me explain something to you: a day dedicated to love and relationships is just that. The key to a lasting relationship? Compromise! Your lack of effort and unwillingness to make sacrifices will leave you more single than a One Hit Wonder. Too bad there's no holiday to celebrate romantic freedom, because then you'd feel right at home.
Capricorn December 22-January 19:
Are you attending a blind date, Capricorn? I have some bad news for you: they're not the one. You'll be utterly incompatible. Don't fret, I have good news for you. There's someone admiring you from afar. Pay attention, figure out who it is, and maybe you can celebrate this holiday together next year.
Readings by Ima Sykick.
Witch Weekly
Curious about what's in store for you this Valentine's Day? Our resident Seer has made predictions for each and every one of you, categorized by birthdays, telling you just what's in store for you. Get the scoop on your 'scope!
Aquarius January 20-February 18:
It might be your time of the year to shine, Aquarius, but at the moment, you're feeling anything but fabulous. You feel weak and petty, envious of all the lovers. But your lack of faith is pushing away all of your dating prospects. Cheer up, dearies, and smile! At the very least, you'll more attractive.
Pisces February 19-March 20:
Well, well, someone is having a perfect a perfect Valentine's Day. Apparently you have found your bliss (mind sharing the secret?), not to mention the material and spiritual riches you've found. Congratulations on your superior love life; do try not to be too greedy, or you might find yourself miserable and alone.
Aries March 21-April 19:
Aw, isn't that sweet; you've managed to find a perfect balance in your love life. There's harmony and affection, and you're also completely bored. This holiday, try spicing things up by planning a getaway- just you, your sweetie, and lazy hours of massaging each other. A romantic vacation is just what you need to rub you the right way.
Taurus April 20-May 20:
You know, Taurus, if you'd stop feeling sorry for yourself and stop thinking about all the things disappointing you, you might actually be able to start then finish the projects in your life. You could quite easily find success this holiday if you'd just stop sulking!
Gemini May 21-June 21:
I'm not quite sure what's going on in your life, but this Valentine's Day you'll find honor and a favorable solution. Kudos for being so virtuous; it's really about to pay off.
Cancer June 22-July 22:
Proceed with caution! All Cancers should closely examine those around them, because someone is about to betray you! Of, I you're lucky, you'll only lose something you treasure dearly. Use discretion, pay attention to the signs, and perhaps you can thwart your fate.
Leo July 23-August 22:
While the rest of the world attempts to celebrate this day of love in a more traditional manner (flowers, chocolates, promises they don't intend to keep), you will go back to an even more romantic tradition: love letters. Either you are writing them or your lover is, and if you've managed to snag someone who write their feelings down, I say keep 'em! Thoughtful types are so rare these days.
Virgo August 23-September 22:
This holiday, you'll spend your time being selfish and jealous and, in short, miserable. What's going on that's got you so blue? Those unpaid debts or a money lack? Well, that's your own fault. I suggest you quickly become more generous… Unless you'd like to spend the 14th alone.
Libra September 23-October 22:
Oh Dear: this day of love and romance will be anything but for you. When others are making their relationship serious, you will be ending yours. I'm very sorry, but perhaps it's for the better. Now you'll have loads of new possibilities and many different ways to find happiness.
Scorpio October 23-November 21:
Aren't you just the most selfish git since I don't know when! Your love of material wealth will take over Valentine's Day and leave you completely alone. Learn to share, or it will become a lifestyle and not just an unfortunate way to spend the holiday.
Sagittarius November 22-December 21:
Sweetie, let me explain something to you: a day dedicated to love and relationships is just that. The key to a lasting relationship? Compromise! Your lack of effort and unwillingness to make sacrifices will leave you more single than a One Hit Wonder. Too bad there's no holiday to celebrate romantic freedom, because then you'd feel right at home.
Capricorn December 22-January 19:
Are you attending a blind date, Capricorn? I have some bad news for you: they're not the one. You'll be utterly incompatible. Don't fret, I have good news for you. There's someone admiring you from afar. Pay attention, figure out who it is, and maybe you can celebrate this holiday together next year.
Readings by Ima Sykick.