Writer's Block: Cookies

[fiery_fox2]

I'm not kidding when I tell you all this. (Add to that the fact that the fortune was in broken English...well, not to be racist; it just made it all the more funny...) The fortune said, and I quote:
"Take love new heights with toys."
*laughs ASS off*
One: I don't have a significant other.
Two: Toys? Toys? *gringrin*