Bones - s5e11: "The X in the File" Squeecap
Hello again everyone! That last month seemed to drag by, didn't it? Ah well, our show is back now! :D
NO ALIENS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SQUEECAP
Oh, Wendell, you're adorable, but you're also a horn dog. I suppose Angela has that affect on men, doesn't she? :P AND UMM YEAH CAM CALLS BULLSHIT. You guys can't fool her. THE HBIC ~KNOWS THINGS~.
Okay, the sheriff CRACKS ME UP. He thinks he's so bad ass (which, he pretty much is) and he's hilarious. I thought that he was the bad guy for a while, but I'm really glad that he's not.
"Earth female?"
LMAO I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I FIND THAT LITTLE QUESTION SO EFFING ADORABLE. And Brennan's just like, seriously, Booth?
I APPRECIATE THIS LADY AND HER SHOTGUN BECAUSE THAT MEANS WE GOT THIS:
BOOTH AND HIS GUN. I will never not enjoy the site of Booth with his gun. Unf.
"It's a cell phone."
"You hope."
LOL. Booth's BITCH PLZ face is the BEST.
"You're gonna be okay here all alone in this spooky hospital with a dead alien body?"
"Yes."
"Right, that would be me who wouldn't want that."
HEE. I know I keep talking about how adorable Booth is, BUT OMG BOOTH IS SO ADORABLE I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT.
"Perhaps there was a lot of green radiation from alien hyper drive systems...Or something not...crazy."
"The man who found them remarked that he saw several sets of orange eyes staring at him from the darkness."
"Orange eyeballed aliens...?"
"...what he saw were likely coyotes, not orange eyeballed aliens. Oh, you're being facetious...it's funny."
I LOVE THIS TEAM.
"If aliens are so advanced, why would they need probes?"
"I think they like it."
LMAO EWW. I actually like this crazy alien guy.
While I'm uber squicked by Angela/Wendell in general, I still love Wendell. He's such a sweetheart for thinking of Hodgins, and for being concerned about keeping his relationship with Angela a secret. ILU WENDELL.
CRAZY BLOGGER CHICK ALERT. But, umm, she totally reminds me of me on a bad day, hahaha. WHEN I'M IN CRAZY FANGIRL MODE. But then again, I don't go confronting people and all that, so...maybe not. STILL. I feel as if we are kindred spirits.
"You know, I won't say anything about the scream if you don't say anything about the gun?"
"Those terms are satisfactory."
I LAUGHED SO HARD DURING THIS SCENE. Booth pulling out the gun is what really got me going. Not to mention THE MOST GIRLY SCREAM FROM BRENNAN EVER. XD And I love that they came to a mutal agreement to NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN. The only thing that would have made this scene PERFECT would have been a scream from Booth. :P
Brennan: OMFG EWW FLESH WTF NO WAI SICK
Cam: LOL SORRY BUT YES
Wendell: LOL
Angela: LOL SWEETIE
Hodgins: LOL CAT AND WATER LOL
Brennan: FML
Brennan: HAI HAI CAM HAI CAM HAI LOOK I DID IT LOL
Cam: OMG CONGRATS GOOD JOB
Brennan: OMG YAY I'M AMAZING I TOTALLY SHOWED THAT FLESH WHO'S BOSS
Cam: OKAY STFU BECAUSE LOL NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET THE STOMACH
Brennan: FML
OH HODGINS. He's trying to be a good guy and deal with this situation peacefully, but you just know it's eating him up inside. *PETS* You are a great guy Hodgins, and you'll be okay in the end. <3 AND STOP BEING SO ADORABLE, WENDELL, GEEZ.
Brennan: OKAY SO ALIENS ARE BASICALLY COCKROACHES THAT HAVE HAD SEX WITH FLIES
Booth: ...THE FUCK?
Brennan: BECAUSE COCKROACHES ARE AWESOME. THEY CAN NOT BREATHE FOR A LONG TIME AND STILL BE OKAY AND SHIT.
Booth: AND THEY HAVE A CRAP LOAD OF ARMS. THAT'S TOTALLY IMPORTANT, Y/Y?
Brennan: ...
Booth: ...
Brennan: o_0
Booth: :D
As you may have noticed, I have become so lazy that I'm just coming up with my own dialogue instead of typing out the actual dialogue from the episode. I APOLOGIZE. Except I don't because this is actually kind of fun lol.
AWW IT'S DB'S PAPA. HOW ADORABLE IS THAT? <3
One of these days I want to see Booth get really drunk at a party and go around to all the women, whipping out his badge, while saying, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M FBI. ....FEDERAL BOOBY INSPECTOR." And then run away giggling.
OMG IDEK YOU GUYS BUT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND I THINK BRENNAN WOULD LAUGH TOO BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE DRUNK TOO AND THEN THEY'D HAVE DRUNK SEX BECAUSE BY THIS TIME THEY'D BE TOGETHER AND OMG THE END.
I don't even know where that came from. I THINK MY BRAIN IS DEPRIVED OF B/B SEXY TIEMS, AND IS THEREFORE MAKING UP CRACK SCENARIOS BECAUSE IT NEEDS B/B SEXY TIEMS LIKE IT NEEDS OXYGEN.
OMG LANGLY. That was for the X-Files fans looking at this squeecap. I have a confession, though. I have not seen that many episodes of the X-Files, so this guest star wasn't that big of a deal to me. XD BUT I'M GOING TO BE MARATHONING X-FILES WHEN I GET BACK TO SCHOOL AND THEN I WILL BE ABLE TO SHARE IN YOUR EXCITEMENT.
"I think I hear something! I think I hear a spaceship!"
[Brennan laughs] "...She was serious?"
LOLOL BRENNAN ILU SO HARD. PLEASE NEVER STOP BEING ADORABLE.
CAN I PLEASE HAVE A BOOTH OF MY VERY OWN TO PROTECT ME? Preferably in flannel and t-shirts? GUH.
"...magic."
"Science."
Well, be it science or magic, you are secretly impressed by Booth's skills, Brennan. ;) I see that little smirk!
"You've gotta admit that this makes the hairs on your arms stand on end."
"The hairs on my arm are not reacting in any way, but thanks, Angela. It's not a spaceship."
"Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck..."
"But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me."
"It's just a metaphor..."
I LOVE HOW CLUELESS SHE IS. XD I will never not love how dense she can be sometimes, lol. AND BOOTH'S FACE IN THAT THIRD CAP? OMG ADORABLE. "UFO fuel!" LMAO.
CRAZY BLOGGER CHICK ALERT. She still cracks me up. XD And I love the same BITCH PLZ faces the sheriff and Booth are sporting. SURRENDER WHILE YOU STILL CAN, CRAZY BLOGGER CHICK.
I THINK THIS CALLS FOR THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN
BLOODY HELL, THIS SCENE WAS HARD TO WATCH. I seriously was cringing the whole time. D: I love all of these people tons and tons, but COME ON. Everything is most definitely NOT fine, so stop pretending and get shit straightened out! XD
SWEETS CALLS BULLSHIT.
Poor guy. :(
Okay, no joke, I totally thought that this person was going to turn out to be the sheriff. XD Then I was all, "OMG HE KILLED HER BECAUSE SHE CAUGHT HIM DUMPING HAZARDOUS WASTE IN MEXICO." idek.
HODGINS. :( How does he manage to break my heart so easily?
"Do you want Angela back? ...I don't think you're jealous. I think you're grieving what you lost."
"Grieving? As in grief?"
"Yes."
"Man, the only tihng that cures grief is time. Unless you're recommending a lot of alcohol."
"I can't really recommend alcohol."
"That would be great if you could, though, right?"
"I recommend time."
"So just smile and act like a good guy?"
"You are a good guy."
"You know, there was a time when I thought Angela and I would be together forever. ...Can I just sit here for a minute?"
"Yeah, take all the time you need."
AJSHFDLKJASHFD THIS SCENE. My love for this scene cannot begin to be described. THIS is a perfect example of why I love this show so very much and why I love every single character. They have these perfect little moments where they are just so open and real and you just want to give them a great big hug and tell them that everything's going to be okay. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY, HODGINS. *HUGS*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST EXPERIEMENT EVER? BEST. EXPERIMENT. EVER. "I'll shoot you!" Hodgins is WAY too gleeful about all of this. XD I guess he's got to vent his frustration somewhere!
"He is a moron. You are definitely a moron! Not literally, figuratively. It's very satisfying to use an insulting colloquialism even when it's inaccurate."
LMAO LMAO. Brennan got WAY too into that. XD And lol Langley was the bad guy.
ACK, THIS LOVE TRIANGLE IS KILLING ME. I really liked Wendell's comment about collecting evidence, though. These three are all such good people, but they need to figure out just who they want to be with in the end. And they will, it's just a bit painful right now, haha.
OMFG STARGAZING. THEY ARE STARGAZING YOU GUYS. AJSKDHFKALJSHFDKJASHFDKLJAHDSFKJLHSDFKJKUIHLKJNBNMB
"You just basically said that aliens are nice anthropologists."
"I don't think so."
"You think that aliens are you!"
[laughs] "You got me!"
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG THEY KILL ME. KILL. ME. THEIR FACES IN THOSE LAST TWO CAPS? AJSHDFKJLSD AMAZING. I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE FOR TWO HUMAN BEINGS TO BE ANY MORE ADORABLE THAN THESE TWO.
"You know, I'm one of them. I was sent down as an advanced scout."
"I knew it! No probing. No probing!"
[laughs] "Hey! Probing is a valuable way to gather information."
"We know how you people like to probe."
[continues laughing]
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU GUYS, BRENNAN IS ACTUALLY JOKING WITH HIM. SHE BARELY EVER DOES THAT. AND THEY ARE TOTALLY FLIRTING AND OMG AND AKJSDHFLKJASD. AND LISTEN TO HOW GIGGLY SHE IS. ALL THIS LAUGHING WE'RE GETTING FROM HER IS AMAZING. Plus they're talking about probing, but I'm not gonna touch that one, lmao.
SO. FUCKING. CUTE.
"Did you hear that?"
"What was that?"
THAT WAS THE SOUND OF TEN MILLION FANGIRLS SNEAKING UP ON YOU TO KIDNAP YOU, THROW YOU TWO IN A CLOSET, LOCK THE DOOR, AND NOT LET YOU OUT UNTIL YOU'VE FINALLY DONE THE SEXXIN' WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
Okay, so that was one of the best endings of the series EVER. Just how it abruptly ended was HILARIOUS. AND OBVIOUSLY IT WAS AWESOME ALSO BECAUSE BOOTH AND BRENNAN WERE BEING FLIRTY AND ADORABLE AND AJDHAKJSLDH EEEEEEE.
THIS WASN'T THE BEST SQUEECAP EVER, BUT I BLAME LACK OF SLEEP. SO COME WAKE ME UP WITH SOME OF YOUR OWN SQUEE. AND ALSO SQUEE WITH ME ABOUT THE NEXT EPISODE PROMO HOLY SHIT.
FLAIL OR FAIL, FELLOW FANGIRLS???
NO ALIENS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SQUEECAP
Oh, Wendell, you're adorable, but you're also a horn dog. I suppose Angela has that affect on men, doesn't she? :P AND UMM YEAH CAM CALLS BULLSHIT. You guys can't fool her. THE HBIC ~KNOWS THINGS~.
Okay, the sheriff CRACKS ME UP. He thinks he's so bad ass (which, he pretty much is) and he's hilarious. I thought that he was the bad guy for a while, but I'm really glad that he's not.
"Earth female?"
LMAO I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I FIND THAT LITTLE QUESTION SO EFFING ADORABLE. And Brennan's just like, seriously, Booth?
I APPRECIATE THIS LADY AND HER SHOTGUN BECAUSE THAT MEANS WE GOT THIS:
BOOTH AND HIS GUN. I will never not enjoy the site of Booth with his gun. Unf.
"It's a cell phone."
"You hope."
LOL. Booth's BITCH PLZ face is the BEST.
"You're gonna be okay here all alone in this spooky hospital with a dead alien body?"
"Yes."
"Right, that would be me who wouldn't want that."
HEE. I know I keep talking about how adorable Booth is, BUT OMG BOOTH IS SO ADORABLE I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT.
"Perhaps there was a lot of green radiation from alien hyper drive systems...Or something not...crazy."
"The man who found them remarked that he saw several sets of orange eyes staring at him from the darkness."
"Orange eyeballed aliens...?"
"...what he saw were likely coyotes, not orange eyeballed aliens. Oh, you're being facetious...it's funny."
I LOVE THIS TEAM.
"If aliens are so advanced, why would they need probes?"
"I think they like it."
LMAO EWW. I actually like this crazy alien guy.
While I'm uber squicked by Angela/Wendell in general, I still love Wendell. He's such a sweetheart for thinking of Hodgins, and for being concerned about keeping his relationship with Angela a secret. ILU WENDELL.
CRAZY BLOGGER CHICK ALERT. But, umm, she totally reminds me of me on a bad day, hahaha. WHEN I'M IN CRAZY FANGIRL MODE. But then again, I don't go confronting people and all that, so...maybe not. STILL. I feel as if we are kindred spirits.
"You know, I won't say anything about the scream if you don't say anything about the gun?"
"Those terms are satisfactory."
I LAUGHED SO HARD DURING THIS SCENE. Booth pulling out the gun is what really got me going. Not to mention THE MOST GIRLY SCREAM FROM BRENNAN EVER. XD And I love that they came to a mutal agreement to NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN. The only thing that would have made this scene PERFECT would have been a scream from Booth. :P
Brennan: OMFG EWW FLESH WTF NO WAI SICK
Cam: LOL SORRY BUT YES
Wendell: LOL
Angela: LOL SWEETIE
Hodgins: LOL CAT AND WATER LOL
Brennan: FML
Brennan: HAI HAI CAM HAI CAM HAI LOOK I DID IT LOL
Cam: OMG CONGRATS GOOD JOB
Brennan: OMG YAY I'M AMAZING I TOTALLY SHOWED THAT FLESH WHO'S BOSS
Cam: OKAY STFU BECAUSE LOL NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET THE STOMACH
Brennan: FML
OH HODGINS. He's trying to be a good guy and deal with this situation peacefully, but you just know it's eating him up inside. *PETS* You are a great guy Hodgins, and you'll be okay in the end. <3 AND STOP BEING SO ADORABLE, WENDELL, GEEZ.
Brennan: OKAY SO ALIENS ARE BASICALLY COCKROACHES THAT HAVE HAD SEX WITH FLIES
Booth: ...THE FUCK?
Brennan: BECAUSE COCKROACHES ARE AWESOME. THEY CAN NOT BREATHE FOR A LONG TIME AND STILL BE OKAY AND SHIT.
Booth: AND THEY HAVE A CRAP LOAD OF ARMS. THAT'S TOTALLY IMPORTANT, Y/Y?
Brennan: ...
Booth: ...
Brennan: o_0
Booth: :D
As you may have noticed, I have become so lazy that I'm just coming up with my own dialogue instead of typing out the actual dialogue from the episode. I APOLOGIZE. Except I don't because this is actually kind of fun lol.
AWW IT'S DB'S PAPA. HOW ADORABLE IS THAT? <3
One of these days I want to see Booth get really drunk at a party and go around to all the women, whipping out his badge, while saying, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M FBI. ....FEDERAL BOOBY INSPECTOR." And then run away giggling.
OMG IDEK YOU GUYS BUT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND I THINK BRENNAN WOULD LAUGH TOO BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE DRUNK TOO AND THEN THEY'D HAVE DRUNK SEX BECAUSE BY THIS TIME THEY'D BE TOGETHER AND OMG THE END.
I don't even know where that came from. I THINK MY BRAIN IS DEPRIVED OF B/B SEXY TIEMS, AND IS THEREFORE MAKING UP CRACK SCENARIOS BECAUSE IT NEEDS B/B SEXY TIEMS LIKE IT NEEDS OXYGEN.
OMG LANGLY. That was for the X-Files fans looking at this squeecap. I have a confession, though. I have not seen that many episodes of the X-Files, so this guest star wasn't that big of a deal to me. XD BUT I'M GOING TO BE MARATHONING X-FILES WHEN I GET BACK TO SCHOOL AND THEN I WILL BE ABLE TO SHARE IN YOUR EXCITEMENT.
"I think I hear something! I think I hear a spaceship!"
[Brennan laughs] "...She was serious?"
LOLOL BRENNAN ILU SO HARD. PLEASE NEVER STOP BEING ADORABLE.
CAN I PLEASE HAVE A BOOTH OF MY VERY OWN TO PROTECT ME? Preferably in flannel and t-shirts? GUH.
"...magic."
"Science."
Well, be it science or magic, you are secretly impressed by Booth's skills, Brennan. ;) I see that little smirk!
"You've gotta admit that this makes the hairs on your arms stand on end."
"The hairs on my arm are not reacting in any way, but thanks, Angela. It's not a spaceship."
"Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck..."
"But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me."
"It's just a metaphor..."
I LOVE HOW CLUELESS SHE IS. XD I will never not love how dense she can be sometimes, lol. AND BOOTH'S FACE IN THAT THIRD CAP? OMG ADORABLE. "UFO fuel!" LMAO.
CRAZY BLOGGER CHICK ALERT. She still cracks me up. XD And I love the same BITCH PLZ faces the sheriff and Booth are sporting. SURRENDER WHILE YOU STILL CAN, CRAZY BLOGGER CHICK.
I THINK THIS CALLS FOR THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN
BLOODY HELL, THIS SCENE WAS HARD TO WATCH. I seriously was cringing the whole time. D: I love all of these people tons and tons, but COME ON. Everything is most definitely NOT fine, so stop pretending and get shit straightened out! XD
SWEETS CALLS BULLSHIT.
Poor guy. :(
Okay, no joke, I totally thought that this person was going to turn out to be the sheriff. XD Then I was all, "OMG HE KILLED HER BECAUSE SHE CAUGHT HIM DUMPING HAZARDOUS WASTE IN MEXICO." idek.
HODGINS. :( How does he manage to break my heart so easily?
"Do you want Angela back? ...I don't think you're jealous. I think you're grieving what you lost."
"Grieving? As in grief?"
"Yes."
"Man, the only tihng that cures grief is time. Unless you're recommending a lot of alcohol."
"I can't really recommend alcohol."
"That would be great if you could, though, right?"
"I recommend time."
"So just smile and act like a good guy?"
"You are a good guy."
"You know, there was a time when I thought Angela and I would be together forever. ...Can I just sit here for a minute?"
"Yeah, take all the time you need."
AJSHFDLKJASHFD THIS SCENE. My love for this scene cannot begin to be described. THIS is a perfect example of why I love this show so very much and why I love every single character. They have these perfect little moments where they are just so open and real and you just want to give them a great big hug and tell them that everything's going to be okay. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY, HODGINS. *HUGS*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST EXPERIEMENT EVER? BEST. EXPERIMENT. EVER. "I'll shoot you!" Hodgins is WAY too gleeful about all of this. XD I guess he's got to vent his frustration somewhere!
"He is a moron. You are definitely a moron! Not literally, figuratively. It's very satisfying to use an insulting colloquialism even when it's inaccurate."
LMAO LMAO. Brennan got WAY too into that. XD And lol Langley was the bad guy.
ACK, THIS LOVE TRIANGLE IS KILLING ME. I really liked Wendell's comment about collecting evidence, though. These three are all such good people, but they need to figure out just who they want to be with in the end. And they will, it's just a bit painful right now, haha.
OMFG STARGAZING. THEY ARE STARGAZING YOU GUYS. AJSKDHFKALJSHFDKJASHFDKLJAHDSFKJLHSDFKJKUIHLKJNBNMB
"You just basically said that aliens are nice anthropologists."
"I don't think so."
"You think that aliens are you!"
[laughs] "You got me!"
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG THEY KILL ME. KILL. ME. THEIR FACES IN THOSE LAST TWO CAPS? AJSHDFKJLSD AMAZING. I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE FOR TWO HUMAN BEINGS TO BE ANY MORE ADORABLE THAN THESE TWO.
"You know, I'm one of them. I was sent down as an advanced scout."
"I knew it! No probing. No probing!"
[laughs] "Hey! Probing is a valuable way to gather information."
"We know how you people like to probe."
[continues laughing]
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU GUYS, BRENNAN IS ACTUALLY JOKING WITH HIM. SHE BARELY EVER DOES THAT. AND THEY ARE TOTALLY FLIRTING AND OMG AND AKJSDHFLKJASD. AND LISTEN TO HOW GIGGLY SHE IS. ALL THIS LAUGHING WE'RE GETTING FROM HER IS AMAZING. Plus they're talking about probing, but I'm not gonna touch that one, lmao.
SO. FUCKING. CUTE.
"Did you hear that?"
"What was that?"
THAT WAS THE SOUND OF TEN MILLION FANGIRLS SNEAKING UP ON YOU TO KIDNAP YOU, THROW YOU TWO IN A CLOSET, LOCK THE DOOR, AND NOT LET YOU OUT UNTIL YOU'VE FINALLY DONE THE SEXXIN' WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
Okay, so that was one of the best endings of the series EVER. Just how it abruptly ended was HILARIOUS. AND OBVIOUSLY IT WAS AWESOME ALSO BECAUSE BOOTH AND BRENNAN WERE BEING FLIRTY AND ADORABLE AND AJDHAKJSLDH EEEEEEE.
THIS WASN'T THE BEST SQUEECAP EVER, BUT I BLAME LACK OF SLEEP. SO COME WAKE ME UP WITH SOME OF YOUR OWN SQUEE. AND ALSO SQUEE WITH ME ABOUT THE NEXT EPISODE PROMO HOLY SHIT.
FLAIL OR FAIL, FELLOW FANGIRLS???