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Title: Tongue Thrashing
Author: Fiercest
Summary: In which Cloud gets what's coming to him.
Note: Drabble #2 in the Msn Convo Chronicles of the Jew, the Sue, the Loon and the Spoon
"You know, instead of going out and doing who knows what idiotic, airheaded move that is very likely machismo fuelled and probably going to get you killed. Can you stop being a misogynist and y'know stick around for a bit? Maybe pull your own freaking weight?"
"But I-!"
"No. I stay home with the kids all day, I run a bar, I keep up with a physical regimen that would make you cry like a little and I keep an ear out for evil overlords trying to take over the world. What the hell have you been up to? Because I know it’s nothing constructive!"
"Um...Bowling?"
"I just might kill you."