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[fierceplastic]

Whenever I'm in doubt, I always ask, "What would Martin Luther King do?"

Matt and I are trying to be internet starz. Whatever, you jealous people. Drexel tonight to lend my voice to some people who think I have the voice of an angry goth girl. Oh thanx u guyz!

Oh, and also, I'm somehow losing my boys to girls. I don't like it.

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[ginsberger]

"I'm working on an open letter and it goes like this. Guess what, Martin Luther King, I had a fuckin' dream, too! I had a dream that I was in my living room. It wasn't my living room but it was, like, playing my living room in the dream. And I walked through to the backyard and there's a pool and as I'm diving in, there's a shark coming up from the water... with braces! So maybe you're not so fucking special! Martin Loser King! Yeah, I wanna be the first comic ever to shit on Martin Luther King because people only talk about the good things. They don't mention he was a litterbug. He would roll up all the windows and lock them and fart in the car with the heat up while his family suffered... and he would laugh." -Sarah Silverman

[fierceplastic]

jesus is magic is the best thing ever!!!