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[fierceexxx]

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Stranger: hi
You: do you like birds?
Stranger: if they're fried...
You: NO.
You: birds are the future.
You: they musn't be killed
You: my name is grand master pollo
You: and i have come to omegle to recruit birdmasters
You: and teach the prophecy
Stranger: Grand Master Pollo... what prophecy is that?
You: ALL HUMANS WILL ONE DAY BECOME BIRDS.
Stranger: please... do tell...
Stranger: OMG
You: AND WE WILL ROAM THE EARTH IN PEACE.
You: if you change your ways.
You: you may become a birdmaster.
Stranger: How can I achieve redemption?
You: you must not kill or eat birds.
You: and you must meditate with me.
You: OMMMMMMM
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Stranger: even if they're fried?
You: even if they're fried.
You: OOOOOOOMMMMMM.
You: OMMMM.
Stranger: OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You: will you stop killing birds?
Stranger: YES MASTAH!
You: and eating them?
Stranger: YES MASTAH!
You: what is your favorite bird?
You: mine's a chicken.
You: so i chose the spanish word for chicken to be named after.
Stranger: mine's Larry
You: okay.
You: I DUB THEE.
You: GRAND MASTER LARRY.
You: PROTECTOR OF THE FUTURE.
You: And now we do the celebratory dance.
You: -dances-
Stranger: Thanks mastah... I shall dance now
You: yes.
Stranger: (dancing)
You: please do.
You: and now you have completed the ritual.
Stranger: Yes yeeees yeeeeeeeessss!
Stranger: redemption is upon us!
You: YES.
You: it has been a pleasure talking to you, grand master larry.
You: may the birds be with you.
Stranger: Thank you! Thank You!!! Grand Master Pollo!!!!