And now for some amusingness

[fierceawakening]

Every few months or so, I have a peek at the site for Chick Publications. Their tracts can be truly hilarious, particularly when they're going wild about some Satanic evil that doesn't even exist. The most recent one is pure comedy gold, about a pimply vampire kid conceived by a coven of witches and his inevitable conversion to Christianity (and

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[jkatkina]

Bwahahaa! She has Magic Jesus Telekinesis Powars!

Aa ahahaa. I love this junk.

[iamcuriousblue]

Have you ever seen "Wounded Children"?:

http://www.enterthejabberwock.com/?p=465

I swear, if somebody had done that tract as parody, it would seem too over-the-top.

[fierceawakening]

Oh my gosh! That is just... wild.

The worst one ever, however, is "Lisa":

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa1.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa2.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa3.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa4.jpg

So... child molesters hurt their children because they're bored with porn. And when they find Jesus, everything's suddenly fine. Despite the STD's they've given their own kids.

[fierceawakening]

My personal favorite though is thissun:

http://www.enterthejabberwock.com/?p=536

Pudgy Hitlerkid FTW.

[starstealingirl]

Jack Chick's been reading fanfiction again, hasn't he? =P

[doomweasel]

I like his anti-Dungeons & Dragons ones best. They're classic.

[fierceawakening]

"I don't want to be Elfstar any more! I want to be Debbie!"

[belledame222]

Did you see this guy? Dick Hafer?

http://www.ep.tc/problems/28/

[fierceawakening]

Oh my my. :(

[fierceawakening]

This one is also rather... well, erm, obzoive:

http://www.ep.tc/problems/25/02.html

[belledame222]

HA! yes, I too thought that one was particularly special. I love the idea of, like, playing Barry White albums to get your rifle in the mood...

[belledame222]

"Vampira...is with child!"