Symbolism can totally bite me!
Yea, so I have to write my The Catcher in the Rye paper, but I have no idea how to do it. I'm not very good with the whole symbolism thing. I almost want to do something about the characters red hat, but I'm not sure what. Oh, well. Maybe I'll figure it out. Well, although I have eons of homework to do I though I would share with you some funny quotes from last night. Last night I went to the Celtics vs. Timberwolves game at the Gahhhhhden with my cousin, Kara, my Aunt JoAnne, and Kara's cousin, Nathan. The C's won and that was fantastic, but there were also some very interesting things said. Note: Many of these things were said under the influence lol.
First off, Kara decided to straighten her hair before the game. Problem: It was like a hurricane outside. Result: This stinging burn
Nathan: "We'll need to leave after the first quarter because it's a school night."
Kara: "I don't go to school."
Nathan: "Yea, and you obviously don't go to the hairdresser, either."
Then we arrived at the game and there was a fat, drunk man sitting behind us. This was his favorite phrase.
Fat, Drunk Man: "Oh, fuck!"
Ensue laughter by Kara and me.
Then, at halftime, a bunch of cheerleaders and Lucky (mascot) were throwing out t-shirts to the crowd. Nathan's reaction?
Nathan: "Hey, Kara, go get a t-shirt and give her (cheerleader) my number!"
Oh, I forgot one. When we first got there we stopped at the McDonald's inside for some chow. All of the workers in said McDonald's were Chinese. This led to a fabulously derogetory comment.
Nathan: "You see, when I walked up to order, these girls were so stunned by my beauty, they had to squint!"
During the game, Kara and I screamed a number of things.
Kara and i: "Delonte!!!" "Irish guy!!!" "Paerce" (the combination or Paul Pierce's first and last name) and my all time favorite "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
After the game, we all got onto an elevator with some very intoxicated men on board. Ensue funny.
After their friend was left behind:
All: We sail without him!!!!!!!!" They said this about 3,000 times between 2 floors.
Entoxicated Man #1: That was wickidy-wack!
Entoxicated Man #2: Fuck!
Entoxicated Man #3: Hey! Language! That's why they don't let you coach AAU, scum bag!!!
Keep in mind all of this was slured together in drunken madness.
Then it was the car ride home. I nice quiet time to reflect on our night and nap away. Well, not really.
Nathan: Just cut this guy off! (about a cop car)
JoAnne: I'm not gonna cut off a cop!
Nathan: Why? Because he thinks he's all cool because he has a car with lights. He's driving a Christmas Tree!
Nathan: Maeghan, smell my LipSmakers! Isn't it to die for?
Me: To die for?
Nathan: Hey, I dont Tivo Queer Eye for nothing.
Nathan: I have this annoying aunt that just won't die. So, the night before Thanksgiving I'm sitting at home watching Sex and the City with my LipSmakers and I turn on the Golden Girls and memorize the themesong. At Thanksgiving dinner, my aunt asks me to say grace. I say "sure" and she gets all excited so I start saying the theme song.
He then recited the entire Golden Girls theme song as he had said grace on Thanksgiving. Needless to say, I would have peed myself.
And now, a few you won't get. But the cool kids do.
Me: Damn, I dropped McDonld's!
Kara: Alaska!
Me: New Jersey!
Kara: Rhode Island!
Nathan: My own family said to me "You're not even a descent human being!"
And last but not least, the quote of the night that no one but Kara, Ashley, JoAnne, and I know the meaning of:
Kara and I: CHEESE IT!!!!!
First off, Kara decided to straighten her hair before the game. Problem: It was like a hurricane outside. Result: This stinging burn
Nathan: "We'll need to leave after the first quarter because it's a school night."
Kara: "I don't go to school."
Nathan: "Yea, and you obviously don't go to the hairdresser, either."
Then we arrived at the game and there was a fat, drunk man sitting behind us. This was his favorite phrase.
Fat, Drunk Man: "Oh, fuck!"
Ensue laughter by Kara and me.
Then, at halftime, a bunch of cheerleaders and Lucky (mascot) were throwing out t-shirts to the crowd. Nathan's reaction?
Nathan: "Hey, Kara, go get a t-shirt and give her (cheerleader) my number!"
Oh, I forgot one. When we first got there we stopped at the McDonald's inside for some chow. All of the workers in said McDonald's were Chinese. This led to a fabulously derogetory comment.
Nathan: "You see, when I walked up to order, these girls were so stunned by my beauty, they had to squint!"
During the game, Kara and I screamed a number of things.
Kara and i: "Delonte!!!" "Irish guy!!!" "Paerce" (the combination or Paul Pierce's first and last name) and my all time favorite "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
After the game, we all got onto an elevator with some very intoxicated men on board. Ensue funny.
After their friend was left behind:
All: We sail without him!!!!!!!!" They said this about 3,000 times between 2 floors.
Entoxicated Man #1: That was wickidy-wack!
Entoxicated Man #2: Fuck!
Entoxicated Man #3: Hey! Language! That's why they don't let you coach AAU, scum bag!!!
Keep in mind all of this was slured together in drunken madness.
Then it was the car ride home. I nice quiet time to reflect on our night and nap away. Well, not really.
Nathan: Just cut this guy off! (about a cop car)
JoAnne: I'm not gonna cut off a cop!
Nathan: Why? Because he thinks he's all cool because he has a car with lights. He's driving a Christmas Tree!
Nathan: Maeghan, smell my LipSmakers! Isn't it to die for?
Me: To die for?
Nathan: Hey, I dont Tivo Queer Eye for nothing.
Nathan: I have this annoying aunt that just won't die. So, the night before Thanksgiving I'm sitting at home watching Sex and the City with my LipSmakers and I turn on the Golden Girls and memorize the themesong. At Thanksgiving dinner, my aunt asks me to say grace. I say "sure" and she gets all excited so I start saying the theme song.
He then recited the entire Golden Girls theme song as he had said grace on Thanksgiving. Needless to say, I would have peed myself.
And now, a few you won't get. But the cool kids do.
Me: Damn, I dropped McDonld's!
Kara: Alaska!
Me: New Jersey!
Kara: Rhode Island!
Nathan: My own family said to me "You're not even a descent human being!"
And last but not least, the quote of the night that no one but Kara, Ashley, JoAnne, and I know the meaning of:
Kara and I: CHEESE IT!!!!!