soon to be faithful subjects

[field_n_house]

HOUSE: This is just an announcement from you evil dressed hood dictator. My faithful subjects you will soon have to pledge your allegiance to me or the American government. I mean really what has the american government done for you. They harrass yo because you fit the profile. They arrest you for no damn reason at all,"well sure he was 20 miles from the scene of the crime and he was walking, but anyone can walk 20 miles in 5 minutes, i mean he's the only black man we've seen, he had to have done it". I will never judge you by your color, or nationality unless you are a jew, i mean come on they chose Barrabus, they can't be trusted, and don't get it twisted i did not agree with the Halocaust: no one has the right to discriminate against one race. I will discriminate against all races and nationalities. Am I not a fair ruler. I want lie and say i will make things better. I will honestly tell you those who want abide by my rule shall suffer a fate worse than death, they shall have there inside chewed day by day by rabid monkeys, and day by day we shall heal that person with the new futuristic healing generator that makes them fully recover from their wounds. Only those who have been faithful friends shall hold provinces and have my full authority to discipline the traitors and revolutionist. I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY TYPE OF INSUBORDINATION. I will honestly tell you that anybody that fucked with me shall be anally raped by Tiny.

Note to the President:
" IF YOU THINK YOU GOT SOME UNDEAFEATED TYSON PUSSY
BITCH I'M BUSTER DOUGLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

pS. I'LL HAVE YOU LIKE KANYE WEST WITH A BRAND NEW JAW AND A METAL CHIN...
REMEMBER THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!