Things accomplished today

Dec 11, 2011 22:02

Pretty much nothing, except for seizing a somewhat anxious cat and trimming his claws in a thorough and uncompromising fashion.

Mr. C. A. (Pretty Boy) Floyd: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! I will not be seized! *squirms*

Fidelio: Ya think? *grips cat more tightly* *rotates cat so he has less chance to squirm free* *brandishes claw-clippers*

Mr. C.A. Floyd: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe!

Fidelio: *finishes clipping from claws* *clips back claws*

Mr. C.A. FLoyd: Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

Fidelio: *sets cat back down, rubs ears* *releases*

Mr. C. A. Floyd: No! You shall not clip them! My claws shall not be clipped! *leaps off of bed* *flees as if pursued by .666666666666666666666666666666 of the devils in Hell, or Melvin Purvis, equipped with special permission slip from little Johnnie Hoover*

Jemmy: *opening one eye from mid-afternoon doze* Has he noticed yet the claws are already clipped?

Fidelio: It does not appear that he has.

feline follies, conversations with cats

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