In my body, where the shame gland should be, there's a second awesome gland. True story.

[fiddlings]

BARNEY STINSON QUOTE!SPAM OF AWESOME

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When I start feeling sick, I stop being sick and start being awesome instead.

[fiddlings]

I'm not sick. My nose is just overflowing with awesome, and I had to get some of it out.

:D

[backtograce]

It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

[fiddlings]

It's going to be de - wait for it - lightful! Delightful! *insert adorable hand motion here*

[backtograce]

We're building an igloo in Central Park! It's going to be legendary! Snow-suit up!

[fiddlings]

Suits are cool. Exhibit A.

(Also. I clearly need more NPH/HIMYM icons...)

[backtograce]

What's that left hand? Right hand sucks? Word!

(Me too!)

[fiddlings]

I promise you she isn't married. She isn't very good at parking legally, either.

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Elbert "Ickey" Woods, the Bengals were fools to cut you in '91. Your 1,525 rushing yards and 27 touchdowns will not be forgotten. So, Coach Dave Shula, screw you and your crappy steakhouse!

[fiddlings]

Discouraging pre-marital sex is against my religion.

[backtograce]

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if the she's 17 and 11 months old.

[fiddlings]

My bookie. Great guy.

[backtograce]

I know when you don't phone-five, Ted.

[fiddlings]

Flight suit up!

[backtograce]

What up?

[fiddlings]

Barney. We met at the urinal.