101 People I'd fuck before Wentworth Miller
Okay. So this is something I was talking about with lissa_bear a few months ago. I finally decided to put it together. Now with pictures!
For those of you that are new to these parts... I'm straight. But I sometimes get girl crushes. So there's about 25 females on this list that I'd go to bed with before I'd go to bed with Wentworth. Just to prepare you.
NOT GOOD FOR DIAL UP. To keep things simple, these are in alphabetical order.
Adam Rodriguez. I first fell in lust on Roswell. I think he's on a CSI now. No matter. He's hot.
Adrien Brody. Sometimes his giant nose bothers me. But mostly I think he's hot. And I love his Diet Coke commercial.
Alexis Bledel. I love her. I think she's beautiful and she has the prettiest blue eyes.
Alona Tal. Fell in love with her on Veronica Mars. Continue to love her on Supernatural. Say what you will about her but I think she's lovely.
Amanda Seyfried. Another VM alumni. So beautiful. And Lilly is one of those characters that I'm horribly attracted to.
I watched her grow up on General Hospital so I feel a little dirty now... but what the hell. She's so the pretty girl next door.
Anderson Cooper. Oh God. I have such a thing for gray hair. Is he gay? Do I care? Not really. I wanna lick him.
Bailey Chase. He was on Buffy. He was hot. I still wanna do him every time I watch Season 4.
Benjamin McKenzie. Hey Baby! You're from Texas, which makes you even hotter.
Bruce Willis. An oldie but goody. This man gets better and better looking. And it doesn't even bother me that my mom thinks he's hot too.
Charisma Carpenter. Oh Charisma. You're so pretty. Even when your characters sleep with people that are way to young for you. I love you.
Charlize Theron. This is my first lesbian chick. The first girl that made my stomach sort of flippy and made me think, "Huh. I don't like chicks. But I sure would make out with her."
Chris Evans. Great googly moogly. The body. The tattoos. Guh.
Chris Lowell. Okay people. The Dohring is not the only hot boy on VM. Chris is so dorky cute. I want to put him in my pocket.
Chris Noth. He can be my Mr. Big any day.
Christian Bale. I want. *drools* Is it wrong I thought he was somkin' hot in American Psycho?
Christian Kane. I think he's so fine I sometimes don't even mind when he steals Jared's boyfriend and sexes up Jensen in fic. That's pretty fine.
Colin Firth. He's sexy, classy, and very, very handsome. The accent helps too.
Damian Lewis. Band of Brothers has so much eye candy. But Damian was the best of them all. He stole my heart.
Daniel Craig. Who was bitching about Bond going blond? Because I'm not seeing a problem with this man at all. He's smoking hot and he can act. Shut up about it.
Daniel Dae Kim. I hated his character on Angel. I hated his character back when I watched Lost. But I've always thought he was a beautiful man.
David Boreanaz. I never thought I would love him in any role but Angel. I'm glad to have been so wrong. Not only is he better on Bones. He's also better looking now. *grabby hands*
Diane Lane. That we could all be this beautiful, sexy, classic, lovely at 40 years old. God she's beautiful.
Dominic Purcell. The hot brother. That is all.
Donnie Wahlberg. I know your brother gets all the attention. But baby, you've got mine.
Dwayne Johnson. AKA. The Rock. I know, I know. But a guy with a body like that. With that smile. Who doesn't take himself too seriously. That's sexy.
Eddie Cibrian. I've watched him since his Young and the Restless days. He's been hot a long time.
Edward Norton. Fight Club got me. His talent makes him even better. Drool with me.
Eliza Dushku. Bad girl Faith on Buffy. She was hot and bad and yet so vulnerable that even when I thought there was no possible way to redeem her Eliza managed to real me back in.
Emily Deschanel. When I first saw her I thought... Meh. But my God. She's so fantastic on Bones that I now have the biggest crush on her.
Emily Van Camp. The girl next door on Everwood. Way too pretty for Gregory Smith... even though he's on this list too.
Enrico Calantoni. Hottest dad on the block.
Eric Dane. Mr. McSteamy on Grey's. He can use me for sex any time he wants.
Eric Mabius. The playboy with a heart of gold. I adore him on Ugly Betty.
Erica Durance. I love her. I love her Lois Lane. I don't care what you think. She's so freaking pretty. Just look at her.
Freddie Prinze Jr. He's a poster pinup for good reason. Boy is nice to look at.
Gale Harold. Before there was Jensen. There was Gale. Oh Gale. My love for you has diminished... but we'll always have Brian Kinney.
Gary Dourdan. Hi there blue eyes. I like a boy with a gambling problem. Bring it on.
George Clooney. I remember being about 13 years old and figuring out that George is 16 years older than me and that when I was 20 he'd only be 36... which wasn't completely inappropriate. He's only gotten better with age.
George Eads. Another CSI guy. I was sad to have to ditch this show for Grey's and SPN. There was a bunch of eye candy.
Gregory Smith. Okay. So I feel a little dirty about this one too. But by the end of Everwood even you have to admit you would have molested him a little.
Hayden Panettiere. Okay. Special hell here I come. But at least Michelle will be there with me.
Hugh Grant. Looking past that whole hooker thing. I love his eyes and his sense of humor.
J. August Richards. His characters name was Gunn. What more do you need?
James Lafferty. The hot brother. Enough said.
Jared Padalecki. Hi baby. Hi! Oh my god I'm so sorry I used to talk bad about your hair. I love you. Almost as much as I love that other hotass. I want to climb you.
Jason Behr. Okay I was never a fan of Max. Too goody goody for me. But hot damn. Yes please.
Jason Dohring. Oh Dohring. Your head is shaped like an egg and you mumble everything but I want to jump you anyway.
Jeffery Dean Morgan. You can be my daddy.
Jensen Ackles. He's alright too look at. If you like that sort. But seriously. I think everyone here knows how I feel about this man. He's like... there aren't words. I'm insane over him.
Jesse L. Martin. He's hot and he can sing. That is all.
Jessica Alba. I want her and Jensen to have babies. They would rule the world with their beauty.
Jessica Biel. Best ass in Hollywood.
Joaquin Phoenix. Pretty man. Prettier talent.
John Stamos. You've come a long way since Uncle Jesse.
Josh Duhamel. He was on All My Children. He was hot. He still is.
Josh Holloway. In case you all hadn't noticed. I have a thing for the bad boys. Rarw.
Joshua Jackson. The bad boy thing again. Did anyone like Dawson more than Pacey?
Justin Chambers. Again with the bad boy. I want him.
Justin Timberlake. Wow he grew up nice. *licks*
Kate Beckinsale. Pretty, pretty, pretty. She looks good in her Diet Coke commercial too.
Kate Walsh. I'm not a Meredith hater... but even I had to wonder why McDreamy would throw away this woman for that one.
Katherine Heigl. I've never seen a woman that actually gets prettier the less made up she is. Now I have.
Kevin Connolly. Bring on the Irish boys.
Kristen Bell. Cute. Spunky. Adorable.
Kyle Chandler. I first thought he was hot on Early Edition. Then he did a guest stint on Grey's. And now he's on FNL making me wonder why I never had a high school football coach that looked like that.
Leonard Roberts. He can walk through my wall any time he wants.
Leonardo Dicpario. What? I'm not ashamed to admit that I saw Titanic in the theater more than 10 times. I'll never let go Leo. I promise.
Marc Blucas. I was the one person that didn't hate Riley. I really didn't hate Marc. *pets*
Mark Wahlberg. The more famous brother. Hot, bad boy, tattoos. Yeah. I'm a walking cliche.
Matt Czuchry. Another bad Logan to add to my list. I'm sensing a pattern here.
Matt Damon. Sometimes I can't decide if I think he's hot. Then I think about him in The Bourne Identity and I tell my doubting side to shut the hell up.
Matthew Fox. Wet and barefoot and happily married. Where can I find one like that? Uhmm... without the married part. Oh shut up. You know what I meant.
Matthew Settle. He played Captain Spiers on Band of Brothers. He stole my heart.
Michael Rosenbaum. Bald and beautiful. But I like him with hair too.
Mischa Barton. Okay. So she isn't a very good actress and she needs like five sandwiches. But I think she's so very pretty.
Nathan Fillon. Baby, baby, baby, baby.
Naveen Andrews. Nnnnngggh.
Nicholas Brendan. Who didn't love Xander? Yeah. That's what I thought.
Norman Reedus. More Irish boys. That is all.
Patrick Dempsey. McDreamy indeed.
Patrick Stewart. So okay. I have a HUGE thing for Patrick. I want to bring him home and sit him in my room and make him talk to me. He can read me Shakespeare for hours and then... well God. I'm not telling you people everything. Some shit is private.
Rachel Bilson. Wonder Woman indeed. She's beautiful.
Ron Livingston. Another Band of Brothers boy. I maybe sort of wanted his character to sex up Damian Lewis' character. *waves hands*
Rosario Dawson. OHMYGOD. I think she's so fucking sexy.
Sandra McCoy. She's sexy and cute and she has the bestest boyfriend around. I adore her.
Sara Michelle Gellar. There will never be another female character I love the way I loved Buffy. SMG's beauty and talent was a huge part of that. Plus... girl looks good in leather pants.
Sara Ramirez. I have such a huge thing for this woman. She's one of the few women on television that doesn't need a sandwich. And? She's got a banging body.
Sean Patrick Flannery. Oh the things I'd like to do to you.
Seth Green. He's short and tiny and I still think he's the most adorable thing ever.
Shane Taylor. One more Band of Brothers hottie. If you haven't seen this mini series... well what the hell are you waiting for? There's boys. Lots of them.
Shane West. I'd say something about him. But when I look at him I tend to just growl in the back of my throat.
Simon Baker. I couldn't find a decent picture of him with long hair. But sweet sassy molassy he's pretty with it.
Sophia Bush. Okay. So you know you have to be unbelievably fucking hot for people to be able to overlook the fact that you fucked Chad Michael Murray. Sophia may be one of the hottest women I've ever seen.
Steven Strait. Another somewhat inappropriate crush. Warren Peace was way hotter than that other guy. For real.
Teddy Dunn. All you Duncan haters can stick a needle in your eye. This boy was fine, fine, fine.
Terry O'Quinn. Another old guy who I'd fuck in a half a second.
Tony Head. I thought it was young boys that were supposed to want to sex up their librarian. But I think every girl that watched Buffy wanted to get in on a little Giles action.
William Peterson. Grissom is smart, sexy, and a little repressed. Makes you want to mess him up.
Zach Braff. How can you not love a guy who can walk around with the word "Balls" on his forehead and still be hot?
Okay. So that's my 101 hotter than Wentworth list. Thoughts. Comments. Know some hotties that I missed? Discuss!
For those of you that are new to these parts... I'm straight. But I sometimes get girl crushes. So there's about 25 females on this list that I'd go to bed with before I'd go to bed with Wentworth. Just to prepare you.
NOT GOOD FOR DIAL UP. To keep things simple, these are in alphabetical order.
Adam Rodriguez. I first fell in lust on Roswell. I think he's on a CSI now. No matter. He's hot.
Adrien Brody. Sometimes his giant nose bothers me. But mostly I think he's hot. And I love his Diet Coke commercial.
Alexis Bledel. I love her. I think she's beautiful and she has the prettiest blue eyes.
Alona Tal. Fell in love with her on Veronica Mars. Continue to love her on Supernatural. Say what you will about her but I think she's lovely.
Amanda Seyfried. Another VM alumni. So beautiful. And Lilly is one of those characters that I'm horribly attracted to.
I watched her grow up on General Hospital so I feel a little dirty now... but what the hell. She's so the pretty girl next door.
Anderson Cooper. Oh God. I have such a thing for gray hair. Is he gay? Do I care? Not really. I wanna lick him.
Bailey Chase. He was on Buffy. He was hot. I still wanna do him every time I watch Season 4.
Benjamin McKenzie. Hey Baby! You're from Texas, which makes you even hotter.
Bruce Willis. An oldie but goody. This man gets better and better looking. And it doesn't even bother me that my mom thinks he's hot too.
Charisma Carpenter. Oh Charisma. You're so pretty. Even when your characters sleep with people that are way to young for you. I love you.
Charlize Theron. This is my first lesbian chick. The first girl that made my stomach sort of flippy and made me think, "Huh. I don't like chicks. But I sure would make out with her."
Chris Evans. Great googly moogly. The body. The tattoos. Guh.
Chris Lowell. Okay people. The Dohring is not the only hot boy on VM. Chris is so dorky cute. I want to put him in my pocket.
Chris Noth. He can be my Mr. Big any day.
Christian Bale. I want. *drools* Is it wrong I thought he was somkin' hot in American Psycho?
Christian Kane. I think he's so fine I sometimes don't even mind when he steals Jared's boyfriend and sexes up Jensen in fic. That's pretty fine.
Colin Firth. He's sexy, classy, and very, very handsome. The accent helps too.
Damian Lewis. Band of Brothers has so much eye candy. But Damian was the best of them all. He stole my heart.
Daniel Craig. Who was bitching about Bond going blond? Because I'm not seeing a problem with this man at all. He's smoking hot and he can act. Shut up about it.
Daniel Dae Kim. I hated his character on Angel. I hated his character back when I watched Lost. But I've always thought he was a beautiful man.
David Boreanaz. I never thought I would love him in any role but Angel. I'm glad to have been so wrong. Not only is he better on Bones. He's also better looking now. *grabby hands*
Diane Lane. That we could all be this beautiful, sexy, classic, lovely at 40 years old. God she's beautiful.
Dominic Purcell. The hot brother. That is all.
Donnie Wahlberg. I know your brother gets all the attention. But baby, you've got mine.
Dwayne Johnson. AKA. The Rock. I know, I know. But a guy with a body like that. With that smile. Who doesn't take himself too seriously. That's sexy.
Eddie Cibrian. I've watched him since his Young and the Restless days. He's been hot a long time.
Edward Norton. Fight Club got me. His talent makes him even better. Drool with me.
Eliza Dushku. Bad girl Faith on Buffy. She was hot and bad and yet so vulnerable that even when I thought there was no possible way to redeem her Eliza managed to real me back in.
Emily Deschanel. When I first saw her I thought... Meh. But my God. She's so fantastic on Bones that I now have the biggest crush on her.
Emily Van Camp. The girl next door on Everwood. Way too pretty for Gregory Smith... even though he's on this list too.
Enrico Calantoni. Hottest dad on the block.
Eric Dane. Mr. McSteamy on Grey's. He can use me for sex any time he wants.
Eric Mabius. The playboy with a heart of gold. I adore him on Ugly Betty.
Erica Durance. I love her. I love her Lois Lane. I don't care what you think. She's so freaking pretty. Just look at her.
Freddie Prinze Jr. He's a poster pinup for good reason. Boy is nice to look at.
Gale Harold. Before there was Jensen. There was Gale. Oh Gale. My love for you has diminished... but we'll always have Brian Kinney.
Gary Dourdan. Hi there blue eyes. I like a boy with a gambling problem. Bring it on.
George Clooney. I remember being about 13 years old and figuring out that George is 16 years older than me and that when I was 20 he'd only be 36... which wasn't completely inappropriate. He's only gotten better with age.
George Eads. Another CSI guy. I was sad to have to ditch this show for Grey's and SPN. There was a bunch of eye candy.
Gregory Smith. Okay. So I feel a little dirty about this one too. But by the end of Everwood even you have to admit you would have molested him a little.
Hayden Panettiere. Okay. Special hell here I come. But at least Michelle will be there with me.
Hugh Grant. Looking past that whole hooker thing. I love his eyes and his sense of humor.
J. August Richards. His characters name was Gunn. What more do you need?
James Lafferty. The hot brother. Enough said.
Jared Padalecki. Hi baby. Hi! Oh my god I'm so sorry I used to talk bad about your hair. I love you. Almost as much as I love that other hotass. I want to climb you.
Jason Behr. Okay I was never a fan of Max. Too goody goody for me. But hot damn. Yes please.
Jason Dohring. Oh Dohring. Your head is shaped like an egg and you mumble everything but I want to jump you anyway.
Jeffery Dean Morgan. You can be my daddy.
Jensen Ackles. He's alright too look at. If you like that sort. But seriously. I think everyone here knows how I feel about this man. He's like... there aren't words. I'm insane over him.
Jesse L. Martin. He's hot and he can sing. That is all.
Jessica Alba. I want her and Jensen to have babies. They would rule the world with their beauty.
Jessica Biel. Best ass in Hollywood.
Joaquin Phoenix. Pretty man. Prettier talent.
John Stamos. You've come a long way since Uncle Jesse.
Josh Duhamel. He was on All My Children. He was hot. He still is.
Josh Holloway. In case you all hadn't noticed. I have a thing for the bad boys. Rarw.
Joshua Jackson. The bad boy thing again. Did anyone like Dawson more than Pacey?
Justin Chambers. Again with the bad boy. I want him.
Justin Timberlake. Wow he grew up nice. *licks*
Kate Beckinsale. Pretty, pretty, pretty. She looks good in her Diet Coke commercial too.
Kate Walsh. I'm not a Meredith hater... but even I had to wonder why McDreamy would throw away this woman for that one.
Katherine Heigl. I've never seen a woman that actually gets prettier the less made up she is. Now I have.
Kevin Connolly. Bring on the Irish boys.
Kristen Bell. Cute. Spunky. Adorable.
Kyle Chandler. I first thought he was hot on Early Edition. Then he did a guest stint on Grey's. And now he's on FNL making me wonder why I never had a high school football coach that looked like that.
Leonard Roberts. He can walk through my wall any time he wants.
Leonardo Dicpario. What? I'm not ashamed to admit that I saw Titanic in the theater more than 10 times. I'll never let go Leo. I promise.
Marc Blucas. I was the one person that didn't hate Riley. I really didn't hate Marc. *pets*
Mark Wahlberg. The more famous brother. Hot, bad boy, tattoos. Yeah. I'm a walking cliche.
Matt Czuchry. Another bad Logan to add to my list. I'm sensing a pattern here.
Matt Damon. Sometimes I can't decide if I think he's hot. Then I think about him in The Bourne Identity and I tell my doubting side to shut the hell up.
Matthew Fox. Wet and barefoot and happily married. Where can I find one like that? Uhmm... without the married part. Oh shut up. You know what I meant.
Matthew Settle. He played Captain Spiers on Band of Brothers. He stole my heart.
Michael Rosenbaum. Bald and beautiful. But I like him with hair too.
Mischa Barton. Okay. So she isn't a very good actress and she needs like five sandwiches. But I think she's so very pretty.
Nathan Fillon. Baby, baby, baby, baby.
Naveen Andrews. Nnnnngggh.
Nicholas Brendan. Who didn't love Xander? Yeah. That's what I thought.
Norman Reedus. More Irish boys. That is all.
Patrick Dempsey. McDreamy indeed.
Patrick Stewart. So okay. I have a HUGE thing for Patrick. I want to bring him home and sit him in my room and make him talk to me. He can read me Shakespeare for hours and then... well God. I'm not telling you people everything. Some shit is private.
Rachel Bilson. Wonder Woman indeed. She's beautiful.
Ron Livingston. Another Band of Brothers boy. I maybe sort of wanted his character to sex up Damian Lewis' character. *waves hands*
Rosario Dawson. OHMYGOD. I think she's so fucking sexy.
Sandra McCoy. She's sexy and cute and she has the bestest boyfriend around. I adore her.
Sara Michelle Gellar. There will never be another female character I love the way I loved Buffy. SMG's beauty and talent was a huge part of that. Plus... girl looks good in leather pants.
Sara Ramirez. I have such a huge thing for this woman. She's one of the few women on television that doesn't need a sandwich. And? She's got a banging body.
Sean Patrick Flannery. Oh the things I'd like to do to you.
Seth Green. He's short and tiny and I still think he's the most adorable thing ever.
Shane Taylor. One more Band of Brothers hottie. If you haven't seen this mini series... well what the hell are you waiting for? There's boys. Lots of them.
Shane West. I'd say something about him. But when I look at him I tend to just growl in the back of my throat.
Simon Baker. I couldn't find a decent picture of him with long hair. But sweet sassy molassy he's pretty with it.
Sophia Bush. Okay. So you know you have to be unbelievably fucking hot for people to be able to overlook the fact that you fucked Chad Michael Murray. Sophia may be one of the hottest women I've ever seen.
Steven Strait. Another somewhat inappropriate crush. Warren Peace was way hotter than that other guy. For real.
Teddy Dunn. All you Duncan haters can stick a needle in your eye. This boy was fine, fine, fine.
Terry O'Quinn. Another old guy who I'd fuck in a half a second.
Tony Head. I thought it was young boys that were supposed to want to sex up their librarian. But I think every girl that watched Buffy wanted to get in on a little Giles action.
William Peterson. Grissom is smart, sexy, and a little repressed. Makes you want to mess him up.
Zach Braff. How can you not love a guy who can walk around with the word "Balls" on his forehead and still be hot?
Okay. So that's my 101 hotter than Wentworth list. Thoughts. Comments. Know some hotties that I missed? Discuss!