Conversations with mostly alive people
To preface this conversation, Starbucks always has these really delicious pastry of the month pictures on their drive thru windows. Bad thing... they never have the actual pastry. They've always just run out, or they find some other way to totally crush my dreams of eating a yummy pastry.
Me: Oh, I want one of those Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins.
Trey: You know they're not going to have it Julia.
Me: Ask them, I want one.
Trey: *to the starbucks woman* Do you have one of those Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins?
Starbucks Lady: What?
Trey: Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins... do you have any?
Starbucks lady: I'm sorry MA'AM can you repeat that please?
Trey: *laughing* Pumpkin.... Cream... Cheese.... Muffin....
Starbucks lady: Yes, we have that.
Trey: *surprised* Really?! Okay, we'll have one.
Starbucks lady: What size?
Trey and Me: *looking at each other and laughing* NEVER MIND. FORGET IT.
*Just to clarify all this, there is also a latte called a Pumpkin Cream Cheese Latte, which we are assuming is what the lady thought we were talking about. The Starbucks hates me.*
Today outside the Jamba Juice -
Trey: *drinking an Orange Dream Machine* Well, now I don't want coffee, do you still want coffee?
Me: .....
Trey: That was a stupid question huh? It's kind of like asking you if you still think Jensen is hot.
Me: *nods*
Elissa comes out carrying my purse that I left in the Jamba Juice.
Me: Elissa, Trey just asked me if I wanted coffee. *rolls eyes*
Elissa: It's mean to taunt me with coffee.
Me: Do you want us to get you something?
Elissa: *walking back toward the Jamba Juice* No, no, it's okay.
Me: So an Iced Vanilla Latte then?
Elissa: *nods*
In line at the Starbucks -
Trey: How much was it?
Me: $6.26, or I could totally be making that up.
Starbucks guy: That'll be $6.28.
Me: See, totally made it up.
Then -
Starbucks guy: Somehow this Tall Vanilla Latte ended up a Grande.
Me: So you're saying I'm getting a bigger coffee? Not a problem.
"Sexy Back" comes on for the 3rd time since we got in the car -
Me: Everyone sure does love Justin Timberlake right now.
Trey: Well, He's bringing sexy back.
Trey and Me singing along to "Feel Good Inc."
Me: *sings the wrong lyrics*
Me: God, I never know if they're gravitating or navigating.
Also, we saw a guy standing next to a car and there was a girl kneeling in front of him, and we thought for a minute that we were witnessing a blow job, but no. She was just changing her tire and the guy was standing there watching her.
Trey and Julia and the roll playing of a tree full of birds:
Trey: What do you think those birds are talking about?
Me: They're probably trying to hook up with each other. Like one of them is saying they should get together, and the female is like "Look, Sparrows mate for life, so I'm keeping my options open."
Trey: Yeah, she totally saw a Paris Hilton special on TV and now she's taken a vow of celibacy.
Me: She's not impressed by the missing tail feather either. He totally almost got caught by Dusty the cat next door.
Me as Male Bird: Hey, I got a way though, it could be worse, Bob got eaten yesterday.
Me as Female Bird: I didn't know that about Bob.
Me as Male Bird: Yeah, Wilma is totally a widow now.
Trey: Yeah, his kids don't even know yet, they're visiting their uncle across town.
We have way too much time on our hands.
Me: Oh, I want one of those Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins.
Trey: You know they're not going to have it Julia.
Me: Ask them, I want one.
Trey: *to the starbucks woman* Do you have one of those Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins?
Starbucks Lady: What?
Trey: Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins... do you have any?
Starbucks lady: I'm sorry MA'AM can you repeat that please?
Trey: *laughing* Pumpkin.... Cream... Cheese.... Muffin....
Starbucks lady: Yes, we have that.
Trey: *surprised* Really?! Okay, we'll have one.
Starbucks lady: What size?
Trey and Me: *looking at each other and laughing* NEVER MIND. FORGET IT.
*Just to clarify all this, there is also a latte called a Pumpkin Cream Cheese Latte, which we are assuming is what the lady thought we were talking about. The Starbucks hates me.*
Today outside the Jamba Juice -
Trey: *drinking an Orange Dream Machine* Well, now I don't want coffee, do you still want coffee?
Me: .....
Trey: That was a stupid question huh? It's kind of like asking you if you still think Jensen is hot.
Me: *nods*
Elissa comes out carrying my purse that I left in the Jamba Juice.
Me: Elissa, Trey just asked me if I wanted coffee. *rolls eyes*
Elissa: It's mean to taunt me with coffee.
Me: Do you want us to get you something?
Elissa: *walking back toward the Jamba Juice* No, no, it's okay.
Me: So an Iced Vanilla Latte then?
Elissa: *nods*
In line at the Starbucks -
Trey: How much was it?
Me: $6.26, or I could totally be making that up.
Starbucks guy: That'll be $6.28.
Me: See, totally made it up.
Then -
Starbucks guy: Somehow this Tall Vanilla Latte ended up a Grande.
Me: So you're saying I'm getting a bigger coffee? Not a problem.
"Sexy Back" comes on for the 3rd time since we got in the car -
Me: Everyone sure does love Justin Timberlake right now.
Trey: Well, He's bringing sexy back.
Trey and Me singing along to "Feel Good Inc."
Me: *sings the wrong lyrics*
Me: God, I never know if they're gravitating or navigating.
Also, we saw a guy standing next to a car and there was a girl kneeling in front of him, and we thought for a minute that we were witnessing a blow job, but no. She was just changing her tire and the guy was standing there watching her.
Trey and Julia and the roll playing of a tree full of birds:
Trey: What do you think those birds are talking about?
Me: They're probably trying to hook up with each other. Like one of them is saying they should get together, and the female is like "Look, Sparrows mate for life, so I'm keeping my options open."
Trey: Yeah, she totally saw a Paris Hilton special on TV and now she's taken a vow of celibacy.
Me: She's not impressed by the missing tail feather either. He totally almost got caught by Dusty the cat next door.
Me as Male Bird: Hey, I got a way though, it could be worse, Bob got eaten yesterday.
Me as Female Bird: I didn't know that about Bob.
Me as Male Bird: Yeah, Wilma is totally a widow now.
Trey: Yeah, his kids don't even know yet, they're visiting their uncle across town.
We have way too much time on our hands.