Ralph Lauren has an open position for a yarn librarian:
https://polo.hodesiq.com/job_detail.asp?JobID=4513314&User_ID If I lived in NYC I'd totally apply for that. I assume they'll have plenty of candidates who have actually worked in that specific sort of corporate data/collection management, but for someone without experience in the specific field I'm very well-qualified and I bet I'd be good at it.
The corporate culture is probably kind of annoying, though.