Ha!
One of my Christmas presents from Mr. gin:
Seriously, the headings for each chapter are taken, more or less, word-for-word from the "book." Only, replace 'Ana' with 'Chicken.' :)
LOL "This isn't just about getting me hot until my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing... He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling... Holy crap."
If you've read the book God have mercy on your soul you will understand how funny and perfect that is. There's also a chapter name called something like "Inner Green Goddess Chicken Salad", which made me guffaw.
Hope everyone's having a great Christmas! We opened our presents at, like, 6 AM this morning - Finn even helped tear the paper on his PLETHORA of presents!
Seriously, the headings for each chapter are taken, more or less, word-for-word from the "book." Only, replace 'Ana' with 'Chicken.' :)
LOL "This isn't just about getting me hot until my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing... He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling... Holy crap."
If you've read the book God have mercy on your soul you will understand how funny and perfect that is. There's also a chapter name called something like "Inner Green Goddess Chicken Salad", which made me guffaw.
Hope everyone's having a great Christmas! We opened our presents at, like, 6 AM this morning - Finn even helped tear the paper on his PLETHORA of presents!