Is it...? Yes it is. It's my traditional list of things I do/do not want in the Doctor Who finale.
DO WANT
1. Glimpse of Rose and alt!Ten in Pete's World. Good lord, I'd do terrible things for this. Terrible things. I can do without the whole Rose Smith stuff which I seem to recall reading about, but I understand that that's the quickest and easiest way to insinuate their marriage, so I'll take it any way I can get it.
2. While we're at it, can we PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEOMGI'LLDOANYTHING somehow have interaction between Ten and alt!Ten again before Ten regenerates? Because I have a filthy mind, and I need this.
3. If the Time Lords are coming back, can we OHFORTHELOVEOFGODPLEASE have the two stuffy old Time Lords from Exile make a cameo appearance? Not quite sure how that'd work, what with one of them being voiced by David Tennant, but I would hyperventilate with joy if we could at least get a "SO DOCTOR, YOU HAVE RETURNED TO US."
4. While we're venturing into uncharted Doctor-waters, can we have the Doctor say to the Master: "I was wrong to forgive you. You're an asshole." Or the 7 PM Saturday night equivalent, anyway?
5. David Tennant in a funny Time Lord robe. Yes, I've seen those pictures, but I want it IN THE SHOW.
6. More funny robots!
7. And of course, the obvious: Ten appears to Rose in 2005, on New Years, dying and staggering, and tells her she's going to have a good year. HE WILL THEN TELL HER HE LOVES HER. There is no way they can NOT do this. Rose will think he is some random drunken nutter, although how they'll explain that she didn't recognize him when he regenerated I have no idea.
Which brings me to
DO NOT WANT
Only one, and you better listen to me you goddamn silly show which I have worshipped for the last nearly three years:
TEN WILL NOT TELL ROSE NOT TO TRAVEL WITH THE MYSTERY MAN IN THE BLUE BOX, THEREBY UNMAKING EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED ON THE NEW SERIES SO FAR IN ORDER TO SAVE THE TIMELINE.
That's completely impossible, right? RIGHT?! Seriously people, this fear has kept me awake at nights.
Oh, and I would also like it if Ten's last words are not, in fact, "You two, with me, spit-spot." Because Nine got "You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And d'you know what? So was I!", which was just about the best thing ever, and Ten deserves some brilliant last words as well, dammit.
Edited because I forgot one more: Can we not have Ten screw any more historical characters? I'll give him Queen Elizabeth I, because he thinks he's going to die and he wanted to get laid one last time, and Ten likes a challenge and isn't going to just go buy a shag or anything, but really...PLEASEJUSTGIVEMETHERESTOFTEN'STIMEAS'ROSE'SDOCTOR', K?