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[fictionwelive96]

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[ieatbabies665]

You are so beautiful I want to break your neck and sleep with you like a ragdoll, nonsexually of course.

[fictionwelive96]

How about you do that, minus the part about breaking my neck. ♥

[ieatbabies665]

But if you're alive you won't always be in my bed waiting for me when i'm ready to snuggle.

[fictionwelive96]

But if I'm dead my body will decompose in your bed and you'll only be able to snuggle with parts of my body. Suck it up and be a real man. Lock me in your room, that way I'm always there.

[ieatbabies665]

Damn you must really want me if you're demanding me to lock you up in my room, it is a good suggestion though.

[fictionwelive96]

No, I just want to see Static X with you. And watch chickens cross the road with you. See, I wish I had a life like you do.

[ieatbabies665]

Yeah it doens't always make sense.

[fictionwelive96]

You don't always make sense...

[ieatbabies665]

Your vagina doesn't always make sense.

[fictionwelive96]

Your erection you get when you look in the mirror doesn't always make sense.

[ieatbabies665]

Some things don't have to make sense to be beautiful in life, I guess that goes for your vagina too.

[fictionwelive96]

%@$!#$@#&^%!!!!

[ieatbabies665]

Ha I win. Done.

[fictionwelive96]

But that makes perfect sense in my head... So I guess you don't win. Loser.

[ieatbabies665]

It doens't have to make sense, it has to be a better statement, and complimenting someones vagina is the best statement one can make, so I win.

[fictionwelive96]

Righto.

You're so smart.