Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I punched hanyou_yoake in the arm (-10 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, takua (-5000 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In April I bought porn for takua (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4998 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
fictiontrent