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Jan 26, 2006 23:47

Okay, listen to this shit:
I went to visit my parents tonight. I left the house at 10:00. My cell phone had died earlier while it rested in my pocket, and I knew that Kendall was going to be calling me, so I was kind of in a hurry to get home, so she wouldn't be worrying.
So I pull out onto 111 into sitting traffic. Fucking train.
After the train was gone, traffic continued to sit. As it turns out, during the stopping for the train, TWO wrecks occured. TWO different dumbasses rear-ended the cars in front of them instead of stopping for the train.
After this, when I got onto the highway, I had to merge onto 65 south, but it had been funneled down to one lane, the LEFT lane, prior to my exit, so traffic creeped as the already slow-moving cars full of pissed off people crammed into a single lane occasionally let one of us join the line.
When I finally got home, the parking lot was full because of FUCKING RUSH WEEK, so I had to park across the street.
All in all, my 10 minute drive took 50 FUCKING minutes!
Luckily for me, I had just watched The Aristocrats earlier today, so I had plenty of new vocab words to yell in my car.
Also, I came to a conclusion today: A lot of people carry guns in their cars for their own safety. Me, on the other hand? I don't carry a gun in my car, for others' safety.
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