Going postal.
Let's just say, just for the moment, for the sake of argument, that you are the United States Postal Service.
Okay, genius, why the FUCK don't you sell envelopes? You're the fucking post office for fuck's sake! At what other place on earth is an envelope more necessary? How hard would it be? How much money could you make off the deal? What? Are you afraid of making a little money? Or do you just like to make people's lives difficult? You would think, God forbid, after all of your bitching about losing money due to email, that you would be looking at some other legitimate ways of bringing in some extra cash, other than raising the stamp prices. Fuck off, you crazy ass post office.
Okay, genius, why the FUCK don't you sell envelopes? You're the fucking post office for fuck's sake! At what other place on earth is an envelope more necessary? How hard would it be? How much money could you make off the deal? What? Are you afraid of making a little money? Or do you just like to make people's lives difficult? You would think, God forbid, after all of your bitching about losing money due to email, that you would be looking at some other legitimate ways of bringing in some extra cash, other than raising the stamp prices. Fuck off, you crazy ass post office.