The Dark Side by astolat. "You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.
Status: One-shot. Complete.
Astolat has this completely annoying habit of writing in character crossover fusions and seeing Rodney as a fussy, mechanically minded Jedi and John as a confused Sith Lord is so cute and funny, and surprisingly in character. I loved all the little details and the cameos. Brilliant.