NAUGHTY TIME!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
no. i only know chicks here on lj.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
anytime at all! but i think i prefer nighttime...it's sexier.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
when one side of the bed is against the wall, i sleep on the other side. or in the middle if i'm by myself.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
shrimp.
5. Have to pull over on side of road to puke?
nope. never. though i have been puked on in a car before. ech.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
flashed my friend chris for a dollar once! but then he figured out that i'd flash him for free...since then, no dollars. :o(
7. Shower or bath?
usually just a shower. but if i have enough time, quick shower first, and then a nice, long, relaxing bath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
oh, please, everyone pees in the shower. anyone who says no is a LIAR!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
japanese.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
AGGRESSIVE! i'd rather be FUCKED than "made love to".
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
of course! i love my friends.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
i know all of them, but i've only met a few.
13. Love or money?
love. always anf forever love. but money is a close second and third.
14. Credit cards or cash?
cash. johnny cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yes. and she's spawned, so it trickles down.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
hotel. any kind of hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
a bathroom. a few, actually. though i did give my boyfriend head in his car once (no, he wasn't driving at the time). ooh! i also used to feel him up on public buses! he HATED that! hahahahahahaha!
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
depends how much, but HELL YES! i've been dying for a good, justifiable excuse to shave my head!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
hell yes.
20. Ever been to a bar?
yeah. no biggie.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope. the bartenders at my bar LOVED me.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
never been drunk. crazy high tolerance for alcohol + complete and utter disgust of the taste of alcohol = never been drunk. ever. seriously. and people have TRIED.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
nah. saw three chicks get it on once, though. it was way gross.
24. Favorite drink?
orange juice.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
nope. i like watching movies too much to do anything else. made out during the end credits a few times though. mmm.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
hahaha! yep, told ya! (my first time, actually, was in a bathroom! a teeny, tiny one too. not comfy.)
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no, but i've masturbated at work lotsa times. does that count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
of course! matter of fact, i almost got a job at an adult store once, but there was a squeegee involved. so i had to say no. cuz gross.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
one year, my boyfriend took me to a hustler store and let me pick out all of my own birthday presents. i also bought him his first dirty magazine and his first porn. so yeah. i'd say so.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
not that i know of...
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
my ex has one picture of me sans shirt, but nothing else. certainly nothing *lower*. and i don't care who sees me shirtless, so there you go. no problem!
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
no, words aren't really part of the process for me. noises...LOTS of noises. LOUD noises. but no words. my brain stops working at a certain point.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
damn well everybody, i hope.